Have A Nice Day

i have bras more supportive than you

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

love wins

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂

let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

I’m 89% caffeine and 11% sad

That equals 101% 😒

taking a chance and making a move

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

Where’s her paypal

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.