oh hey there

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

yay its back.

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

I reblog this every time I see it

plz plz plz

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

omgomg

fingers crossed lmao

wish wish wish

i wished to go to a twentyonepilots concert with my friends, and then they came out with more shows and now we’re all going THIS WORKS REBLOGREBLOG

UPDATE: I WISHED TO SEE TØP LIVE AND I GOT TICKETS FOR CHRISTMAS. IT WORKS REBAGEL REBAGEL REBAGEL

2017 better be like a utopian golden age for everyone to make up for this literal flaming trash pile of a year