life is a song

My birthday is in a few days. My third book of poetry, Cold Coffee and Moonshine is available for pre-order and will be out at the end of the month. I have an appointment for a new tattoo coming up. Outside of my allergies trying to do me in, I’m honestly having a pretty great start to the year.

Anyone else have anything exciting, or even just interesting, going on?

Well Happy Early Birhday! Hope it’s a good one, and ohh can’t wait to put this on my reading list! Pre-ordering now!

How the ever loving fuck do I turn 40 next week? Like, I’m not complaining, I’m just confused how we’re almost to January again. I swear, all I did was blink and I lost half the year.

Guess it could be worse, my holidays could have gone poorly, so that’s always a plus. Even if I do not want to host again next year. If only to keep myself rom working the whole time, again…

Drop your skin care routine ASAP because you’re looking great, and 40 isn’t old at all, so don’t fret. But I will agree 2022 went by in the blink of an eye. Happy Belated Birthday. 

I can’t believe it is already 2023. 2022 keep me really busy especially the last few months which is why I have been AWOL lately. I’m not claiming 2023 as my year, but I do think some exciting things will happen for me. Hopefully everyone is having a good start to your year so far. 

2022 really went by so fast. Honestly don’t know where the year went, but here’s to a prosperous 2023!

2023

2023 is here I barely can phantom that it happened. Time really did fly by in 2022 - I went on tour, met incredible people but I more than anything missed my friends. SO this is me saying hi to potential new friends, and saying sorry for being so MIA to my current and old friends.Hope the hollidays treated you kindly.

Originally posted by lovatodaily

@starterwhatif

2022 really did go so fast, didn’t it? Sounds like you had a fun and eventful year though! Where was your favorite place to tour?

Nothing beats coming home to this face….

Where’s the lie, am I right or am I right? Okay, that was all, carry on with your day.

Oh my gosh! That’s dog is so adorable What’s their name? I want to get  miniature Schnauzer mix when I leave UCLA.

Help, my co-worker is going pumpkin spice crazy. It’s not even fall yet, and she every pumpkin fragrance she can get her hands on. It’s safe to say that my nose and I won’t make it to fall if this keeps going. Tell my wife and son that I love them.

Alright, enough of the melodrama, hey everyone. I want to apologize for letting work keep me busy and that you’re all doing great.

I enjoy the coffee flavor from time to time but it’s really gone too too far. I believe last year we even had pumpkin spiced spam? Enough is enough.

In deciding I was going to actually try to use social media again, I discovered that, not only do I still have access to both my original instagram and myspace accounts, they’re both full of pictures I wish didn’t still exist... No one needs long haired, facial piercings me, no matter how good that look was.

Anyway, name’s Mack Puckerman, pronouns are they/ze, if you’re confused about ze, just use they, or you can call me daddy, but that might be weird for you. Weird, but possibly useless, facts about me include the fact I was a four time show choir champion in high school, have two published books of poetry, have lived/worked in all 48 continental states, have a degree in Comparative Literature from Harvard, and haven’t been able to shake the southern accent I acquired from living in Texas for 7 years, no matter how hard I tried in high school.

Hey I get it. I succumb to peer pressure super easily, and have all the socials. Same if there’s a popular app. I will most likely download it. 

Ohh I am sure it was an awesome look! But I get it my mom has pictures of me up on her Facebook, that I wish I could forget.

I'm definitely an in my feelings type of gal a lot of the time. Sometimes I will listen to something to cheer me up, but a lot of the time I love to listen to music that match my emotions.

I’ve been a little absent lately and for that i’m sorry , I just want to say even though I may not always show it , that  i appreciate all the support you have given me over the years and wish i was able to give back even half of what you give me.  Keep living your dreams guys and keep being fabulous .  I love you all xxx

I’ve been absent too and swamped. Is everything OK?

Did I just spend the past 4 days speaking in a British accent? Yes. Is it probably cheating that I sometimes cosplay my sister’s characters? Maybe. Did I have an excellent time and fuck with entirely too many fan boys? Abso-fuckin-lutely. I swear, of all my sister’s characters, Agent/Captain Carter might just be my favorite. And hey, if it gets my art sold then…

British accents are hot, and fucking with fanboys is always an added bonus. So many of them try to gatekeep their fanbases, and so like it’s an added bonus!

Ohh you do art too? 

How could I impress you in the first three months?

Have a good sense of humor, I always love some dad jokes. Care about important things, and just be a good person.

What do you enjoy about your job?

I get to work around lots of yummy foods! And I actually really like my coworkers.

What is your typical work week?

I work about 4 days a week or so, come in around 11 AM and leave around 5PM. Deal with customers, who can sometimes be great, and sometimes... Not. I try not to eat yummy pastries. I have restrained so far!

What makes you unique?

Well I'm not like other girls, you know? I'm KIDDING! I'm KIDDING. As for the question... What makes me unique? Hmmm. I'm not sure. Is not being able to whistle unique? Because, I can't do that.

What are some random fun facts about you?

+ Well as said above I can't whistle. It really is quite tragic if you ask me I have an obsession with Saved By the Bell, even the new one I enjoyed. But can't beat the original series.

+ I have quite a few tattoos, and just even got another one about a month or two ago that says "DIVINE".

What’s something that bugs you?

Mean or rude people. Ignorant people. People who chew with their mouth open.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you can remember that’s happened to you?

Well you know about my slipping on coffee story in front of Brooke, it's still embarrassing as hell, yet it led to us being together. So you know

What’s your favorite place on Earth?

My home in Lima. I can always go there and feel like all will be OK.

What’s something you’re proud of?

Making it into UCLA, and making it to my Senior year. It hasn't always been easy but I made it, and will be starting my last year here in a month or two.

Who’s your closest friend and why?

I wish I could dance, but sadly my choreography is like a 5 year old with 2 left feet.

Honestly I love a good dad joke or a good pun joke.

Brie Larson for sure. She's such a babe, and is an advocate for important issues which makes her even more hot.