Fantasy Fanatic

absolutely beautiful 

Reblog if you love Elinor Loredan, want Elinor Loredan to be happy, or really want to see Cockerell being punched in the face

I'll go with the being punched in the face

Instead of “The Eldunarya”, “literally every single character in The Inheritance Cycle” would also work here

Yeah, good point

Reblog if you think Eragon is underappreciated

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

Oh dear lord

A killer queen, ladies and gentlemen

I legit cannot stop laughing

OMG- HAHAomgisnsieneienjeidne

Can we talk about how oblivious Eragon actually is to his ‘fans’? I have a feeling the books didn’t even graze the tip of how many women wanted him. He was hot, a gentleman, and had a high status, not to mention a dragon as soulmate/best friend etc (Wich can also be seen as a minpoint but I disagree with that)

oh gosh. i just pictured a bunch of young women in their old fashioned dresses in war camp tents fangirling over Eragon and it made me laugh so hard. like, just making squealing noises and flapping their hands cuz Eragon looked quizzically around when they asked him to marry them lmao this is my new favourite thing

Oh my lord, imagine that half the girls in the entire camp below the age of 20 gathering up in an Eragon fan club where they tried and formulate a plan to get Eragon to notice them. however their plan was to singlehandedly defeat galbatorix and tame shruiken and ask for Eragon's, who is in extreme awe of all this, for his hand in marriage then they move to a castle on the hill and..... But then all the girls starting hating each other's guts because they couldn't decide who would defeat galbatorix .