When the little comes home from “daycare” reeking of apple juice and knowing a couple more letters of the alphabet… #mommycucked
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When the little comes home from “daycare” reeking of apple juice and knowing a couple more letters of the alphabet… #mommycucked

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the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.
just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.
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Need me a bitch who looks and sounds like a Thowmp from Mario Brothers
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some of y’all r so stupid and should play pokemon black and white for nintendo ds
Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

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my friend @planefood got sent to the hospital because he laughed too hard at this picture of opilia bird dressed as superman that i sent repeatedly to him, so to honor his memory i composed this memorialsong for him because he has died from laughing at thebird. please like and stream it is what he wouldve wanted, we willalso be playing this at his funeral on repeat
its true i got inflamed soft tissue damage from laughing too much and they thought i was having a cardiac arrest
bear with a dfuck house
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof
you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?