GOD! I Hate Shakespeare

optimization makes so many things better and safer and easier, but we also lose so much sauce and juice. like how every car now is a ridiculous jelly bean because it's all crumple zone so you can flip your car 6 times going 80 mph and walk away from the accident, but the price you pay is that your car is a big dumb jelly bean, and we will never look as cool as they did in the 70s, when 1 milliom people died every day bc they got distracted lighting their daughter's cigarette for her and drove their 10,000 pound oldsmobile cutlass through the steel railing of a bridge and instantly sank to the bottom of a river

you people aren't CASTING

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

official linguistics post

valuable scriptures

I have about 800 fish nerd friends whose online existence is about to change forever.

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I misread this as 'I need my weird al time' and honestly both are true

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

not really!

I sow seeds of trust and friendship