karkat vantas is my malewife

i just made some BULLSHITTTTTT!!!!

reference below cut

playing around with vhs style coloring!

oh yeah in the context of this nothing bad happened to karkat he just happened to not be there and im overdramatic asf (he is approx. two rooms away while this image is happening)

selfship slop <3

me when me and my matesprit <3

deffo gonna use this for edits of us hehe

the sprite of me laying down is below the cut just cuz im proud of it

Your name is KYLE. You are what many people like to call a BUNK ASS FUCKING NERD LOSER. But personally, you like to call yourself a TOTALLY COOL RADTACULAR HOMESLICE OF BREAD. Somehow, you have MULTIPLE FRIENDS. You like to PAL AROUND and CHILLAX, because apparently people still say things like that. You have many INTERESTS. You mostly enjoy MAKING ART, which is a more tasteful way to say that you like to DOODLE FANDOM SLOP ON YOUR SCHOOL ASSIGNMENTS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING THEM. You have a passion for THEATRE, of which you are actually vaguely decent at. Maybe you would be more recognized for your ACTING if you ACTUALLY TRIED at auditions instead of LEARNING THE AUDITION MATERIAL HALF AN HOUR BEFORE GOING ONSTAGE. You enjoy making SHITTY RAP MUSIC and posting it to your SOUNDCLOUD that NOBODY FOLLOWS. You have many other HOBBIES, too many, like BIRDWATCHING, SKATEBOARDING, JIUJITSU, and countless other FRIVOLOUS PURSUITS OF VAPID BULLSHIT. But most of all, you love getting into FANDOMS that have been DEAD for AT LEAST HALF A DECADE, if not more. Your chumhandle is alternativeTrash and you just kinda talk however you want lowkey dude ☆.

hey yall you should all look at my ugly chud kidsona self insert :thumbsup:

im going to make him get his yaoi on with karkat ^u^