If Twlight was written by those characters POVâs (besides Bellaâs and Edwardâs):
Alice: I aLreAdy cOnsIdEr yOu my SistEr. *shipping hard people*, *every chapter a new vision appears*
Emett: and then they banged. end of the story. oh wait, whereâs my baseball club?
Jasper: [insert country song here] well, itâs actually a looong storyâŚ.
Rosalie: I FUCKING HATE BELLA. SHE THINKS SHE HAS A HARD LIFE? WELL SHE HADNâT SEEN MINE! Oh, I adore Renesme <3
Carlisle: *chuckles nervously* What are these kids up to now?  Â
Esme: *sewing*, *sewing*, *sewing* (no jokes, I could literally see her doing that all day)
Jacob: Now I love Bella. Now I love Renesme.
Charlie: Wh- where did she go now? *sighs deep*
Renesmee: sooo hereâs my family full of weirdos and Jacob.
Aro: Why are they always the innocents?
Caius: I WILL FUCKING BURN THE CULLENS TO THE BONE! *writes about 200+ pages like this*
Marcus: I just want some peace. I am so done with this.Â
Jane: âPainâ
Rene: *watching Phill 24/7 and calling Bella 24/7*
*additional* Garret: So have I told you that time whenâŚÂ
you know what? hi! itâs seph here and iâm gonna bring this back after more than one year of hibernation




















