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Everybody should listen to this

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I miss you for no good reason at all

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UC Berkeley’s Early Warning System Beat Napa Earthquake by 10 Seconds

Ten seconds before the San Francisco Bay Area started shaking early Sunday morning, an experimental system in a UC Berkeley lab sounded an alarm, counting down to the impending earthquake. The system works through an array of sensors near the fault line which calculate the severity of the quake and broadcast a warning.

It might not seem like much, but even a few seconds notice could allow utilities to shut off gas lines, elevators to let people off at the next floor, and trains to slow down. The USGS cites the benefits a warning could give to a doctor in the middle of performing surgery. In 2012, BART adopted an automatic braking system linked to the program, called Shake Alert.

Read more about UC Berkeley’s earthquake early warning system.

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We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’ “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm (via girlchoking)

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Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):

The Great Gatsby

Evan Almighty

The Breakfast Club

Clueless

Theres Something About Mary

Clue

She’s the Man

Mean Girls

10 Things I Hate About You

Clerks

Switch

Legally Blonde

Insidious

Pitch Perfect

Step Brothers

Imagine Me & You

The Silence of the Lambs

The Virgin Suicides

Warm Bodies

Donnie Darko

Lolita

Pulp Fiction

Girl, Interrupted

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

21 Jump Street

Freaky Friday

Titanic

Pitch Perfect

Forrest Gump

The Outsiders

The Heat

Finding Nemo

Taken

Project X

Grease

The Hunger Games

The Aristocats

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Fight Club

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Dead Poets Society

The Hangover

LOL

500 Days Of Summer

Bridesmaids

The Blind Side

Little Miss Sunshine

White Chicks

Easy A

Its Kind Of A Funny Story

Magic Mike

Lord of the rings:

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Pokemon:

Pokemon Movie 1: Mewtwo Strikes Back

Pokemon Movie 2: The Power of One

Pokemon Movie 3: Spell Of The Unown

Harry potter:

Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2

Pirate of The Caribbean:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Back to the Future:

Back to the Future

Back to the Future 2

Back to the Future 3

Disney:

Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Pinocchio

Fantasia

Fantasia 2000

Dumbo

Bambi

Bambi II

Saludos Amigos

The Three Caballeros

Make Mine Music

Fun and Fancy Free

Melody Time

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Cinderella

Alice in Wonderland

Peter Pan

Lady and the Tramp

Sleeping Beauty

101 Dalmatians

The Sword in the Stone

The Jungle Book

The Aristocats

Robin Hood

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

The Rescuers

The Rescuers Down Under

The Fox and the Hound

The Black Cauldron

The Great Mouse Detective

Oliver & Company

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

Beauty and the Beast

Aladdin

The Lion King

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

Pocahontas

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Hercules

Mulan

Mulan II

Tarzan

Tarzan II

Dinosaur

The Emperor’s New Groove

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Atlantis: Milo’s Return

Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch

Treasure Planet

Brother Bear

Brother Bear 2

Home on the Range

Chicken Little

Meet the Robinsons

Bolt

The Princess and the Frog

Tangled (HD)

Wreck-It Ralph

Pixar:

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

A Bug’s Life

Monsters, Inc.

Finding Nemo

The Incredibles

Cars

Cars 2

Ratatouille

WALL-E

Up

Brave

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In case any of y’all need a distraction. Movies are good.

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Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed. She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to. She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three. Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap. Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her. You say: I dated her a while back. You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume. You say: She was younger than me. You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered. You say: It’s nothing now. You don’t say: But it was everything then.

Some things are better left unsaid (via witcheszbrew)

Two fuckin years man.

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why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

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because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

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OOOOPS

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is it true that henny is like liquid viagra for men?

Idk anon I’m still young my meat still get hard if a girl smile at me

I DONT USE TUMBLR UNLESS ITS TO SAY I FUCKING HATE YOU:-)

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hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude..

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I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.

Jon Stewart (via cinnabeun)

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