PURE BLISS

mentally ill person: *calls doctor* Yes hello doctor i have a problem

Doctor: yes hello patient who i somehow always have time for. pls come down to my office in 10 minutes to discuss this problem

mentally ill person: okey dokey

Doctor: and of course i know u r only a student, so i will give you this doctors visit for a $5 copay!!!! now please, tell me about ur problem. do not worry about time restraints this office exists in a void where the time limits to visits dont apply.

mentally ill person: *is able to describe symptoms accurately, concisely, and perfectly.*

Doctor: You this one diagnosis perfectly without any oddities. here is your magical diagnosis paper. you now have this disease. you did not have it before. here are magic pills that can cure your disease forever!!! am i a psychiatrist or a psychologist? I don't know