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Everyday I yearn to be a vampire and a nun

everyone loves an evil lesbian until they actually do something mean. y'all are so boring! lesbians don't owe you the performance of niceness! stop trying to force us all to be palatable good girls! y'all crave divas but can't even handle a woman being mildly dismissive or (god forbid) asserting a boundary.

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Keep salting the wound I'm close

put her in subspace and start asking her really difficult and confusing questions she doesn't know the answer to until she feels so so so dumb and lost that she needs you to think for her completely

This again

Even more canon if it’s all three