It's Levi Baby

I could, yes. I kinda like to know names before I take my clothes off though, babe.

The name is Levi. What is yours beautiful?

Hell, if I had my phone I’d just show you. 

You could just show me the real thing if you wanted.

Talk to each other, I guess. Wait, they have our phones? Hopefully they don’t go through them because I have nudes on mine.

Nudes huh? Care to share what type of nudes those were?

I don’t think they really care whether or not we’re entertained… I mean.. if it is a they.. I don’t know, maybe it’s just one person. Sh— We should focus on finding a way out right? 

I honestly don't care if I get out. It's not like I have people missing me. But I guess yeah we should. I just haven't found much shit here that's honestly that interesting.

Are you serious? So I can’t watch Game of Thrones? Fuck

Seriously. Okay now I'm pissed. I thought yay vacation. But no. No alcohol. No cable. No fucking cheeseburgers. I am angry now. What do they expect us to do? Twiddle our thumbs? They could have at least left my cell, I had bubble witch on it.

     ”Don’t you know how bad cheeseburgers are for you?”

"You're not one of those health freaks, are you? I mean... dude it's a cheeseburger. They are delicious. Who cares if they're good for you or not."

I have as much fun as an 18 year old could possibly imagine, but in our current circumstances, I’m assuming the amount of ‘fun’ is going to considerably less.

That's true. Still, they could have at least left some alcohol. I would have been fine with that.

Someone clearly has too much time on their hands.

You aren't wrong. But I have fun in life, that's the important part. What about you sweetheart? You have any fun?

So you wake up in a completely remote area; stranded from home, and all you can think about is food? 

This... Is possibly not the first time something like this has happened. So yeah, food is what I'm thinking about. I'm hungry as eff.