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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that

[Tumblr] see your notes boy

@staff

what am i smiling at ? the made up scenarios of course

I stare at the wall unresponsive for same reason

(To my normal followers) don't worry I won't make a portal to blood hell, I basically don't care about it at all (to my horny weirdo followers) we gotta make that portal NOW

Stoned and ovulating is not a good mix.. The way I need someone to mount and breed me rn is disgusting

how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying 'well its a little ugly' and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there

do you like the grump sunshine trope for the giggles and laughs or do you like the idea of pestering someone being your most annoying self to someone and having them still stick around instead of thinking you're too much and do you also like the idea of being special enough to someone to be one of the few people someone who doesn't normally smile, chooses to smile at. do you wish the rays of your affection weren't received with shunned squinted eyes, and instead actually warmed someone and made their life better, added something to it. do you wish you were needed and unable to be replaced because someone needed your 'too much' because it was just enough for them, for once you're enough.

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

Drink water. keep your nails + toes done. go shopping, spoil yourself. chase your goals. go out to eat. take trips. dress up. try diff hair styles. have more talks with God. take more pictures. stay away from negative energy. surround yourself w/ ppl that have your best interest at heart. invest your money. save up to get a bigger bag. be selfish, but most importantly.. ENJOY YOURSELF💕

friendly reminder that a sleeping girl (me) does want you to spread her legs and rub your tip against her clit before sliding in and fucking her in her dreams. she (i) would really appreciate that <3

hard 2 explain but. barbie movie is kind of like astrology. if you're normal yes we can have a conversation about how it's def not the epitome of feminist praxis but was fun & largely harmless. if ur a weirdo about it & use it as an excuse to mock women: congratulations it's now my single favorite movie and i love it and nothing is wrong with it literally at all and it's actually better than any movie ever made