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mom tip: for mosquito bites, try freezing aloe vera gel inside of an ice cube tray and use the cubes to rub on your bites

thid is a bad idea and im too tired to explain please google how aloe vers works

<strong> bitch did i fucking stutter </strong> aloe vera works by staying in contact with your skin and freezing it means it wont be on your skin long also this is a dumb idea

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I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

Honestly I’m living for teen vogue right now