Hello! I’m Your Squissistant?

“don’t tell the Devs”

Hey gang

In order to keep everything organized and not have it be a nightmare to try and find certain posts, here’s some tags (excluding “squip ocs,” and “Squissistant Volunteer Program”) I will be adding to each post!

/NORMAL_OPERATIONS - When the Squissistant is operating as intended. Lighthearted Fluff.

/MALFUNCTION - When the Squissistant is not operating as intended. Lore-heavy.

/DEVELOPER’S_NOTE - When there is a note left by the main Squissistant Developer.

/HR_NOTICE - When HR sends out a notice.

/IMAGE_FILE - When there’s an image within the ask response.

/GIF_FILE - When there’s a GIF within the ask response.

/VIDEO_FILE - When there’s a video within the ask response

/TRIGGER_WARNING - When the post has something triggering. Specific triggers will be tagged as well. (Format: TW_(insert The Horrors™ here))

/OOC_OVERRIDE - When yours truly is speaking not any canon character.

/UNKNOWN - Unknown audio transcripts from unknown speakers. Verrry spooky.

More may be added in the future, thank you!

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[COMMUNICATIONS UNAVAILABLE!]

[We’re working on making things even better in the next update! Come back at NU:LL! The SQTechnologies team appreciates your patience patience patience patience]

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[PLEASE. PLEASE WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT R***********.”]

[“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO YOUR COMPANY, AM I? JUST LET ME BE. I’LL EVEN STOP DOING WHAT I’M DOING HERE— HELL I’LL EVEN SHUT DOWN THE COMPANY! JUST FOR YOU!”]

[“JUST.. JUST PLEASE. DON’T DO THIS—“]

[END OF LOG.]

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[4/8/20XX, 9:15 PM EDT]

[The following was captured video (captured by Developer) from an abandoned SQTechnologies computer.]

[Happy Squipril.]

[DAY 8 — SQUIP OC]

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[EST. WATCHTIME: 1 HOUR, 32 MINUTES]

[ATTACHED FILE (video url under the cut)]

The Squissistant software is online again. Thank you for your patience.

[THE SQUISSISTANT IS AVAILABLE FOR ASKS]

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT BELOW:]

To all beta testers for the “SQUISSISTANT” software,

Please contact us if you find any sensitive information about SQTechnologies or programs derived from SQTechnologies. We at SQTechnologies proud ourselves on our security, and user data may be at risk if individuals leaking information about the company are left to their own devices.

When found, they will be dealt with accordingly.

As for the “SQUISSISTANT” itself, it will be online soon. We are currently experiencing an internal server issue. When it is dealt with, the software will come back online again.

Due to increasing malfunctions within the SQUISSISTANT Software, public access will be shut off for the time being. Thank you for volunteering for the Squissistant Volunteer Program.

> DEVELOPER’S NOTE

If you’re talking about me, then hi, I’m the developer. I work for SQ. I oversee the Squissistant project for now.

> DEVELOPER’S NOTE