Bart to the Future [S11 E17]
"You're not going to believe it, Lis. This cool Indian guy showed me our future."
"Really? Anything good?"
"I'll say! I've got my own band, and a moped."
"What about me?"
"Eh, some government job."
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Bart to the Future [S11 E17]
"You're not going to believe it, Lis. This cool Indian guy showed me our future."
"Really? Anything good?"
"I'll say! I've got my own band, and a moped."
"What about me?"
"Eh, some government job."

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Pygmoelian [S11 E16]
"Homer, did you hear that? She called me handsome! Me! It's like I've gone to heaven. Wait a minute... I died on the operating table didn't I?"
Missionary Impossible [S11 E15]
"Umm... it's an honor to give $10,000. Especially now, when the rich mosaic of cable programming has made public television so very, very unnecessary."
"From now on, one of us always stays home."
"Agreed."
Alone Again, Natura-Diddily [S11 E14]
"Why are you taping Flanders, dad?"
"You'll see"
"Do you even have a job anymore?"
"I think it's pretty obvious that I don't."
Saddlesore Galactica [S11 E13]
"...Should the Simpsons get a horse?"
"Excuse me, but I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences."
"Anybody care what this guy thinks?"

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The Mansion Family [S11 E12]
"You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything."
" You mean I have pneumonia?"
"Yes."
"Juvenile diabetes?"
"Yes."
"Hysterical pregnancy?"
"Uh... a little bit, yes."
Faith Off [S11 E11]
"Cure me! Cure me!"
"Brother, I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate."
"Yeah, and I got a bucket on my head."
Little Big Mom [S11 E10]
"Leprosy? I can't believe it. That fortune cookie was right!"
"Why would God punish a kid? I mean, an American kid?"
The Grift of Magi [S11 E9]
"You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class."
"Boy, that sounds like fun!"
"Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it."
Take My Wife, Sleaze [S11 E8]
"Stop that! If you want some food, I'll be happy to make you some breakfast."
"I'd kill for some waffles!"
"He has. Remember the IHOP in Oakland?"

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Eight Misbehavin' [S11 E7]
"Eight kids. Hmm. I'm sterile, right, baby doll?"
"Yes dear, from the nuclear plant."
"Beautiful."
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Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder [S11 E6]
"See Maggie? The ocean is just like a bathtub, except instead of rubber duckies, it has barracudas and moray eels."
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) [S11 E5]
"I'll dig an outhouse!"
"I'll weed the floor!"
"I'll repress the rage I'm feeling!"
Treehouse of Horror X - Lifeās a Glitch, Then You Die [S11 E4] (dir. Pete Michels)
Okay, right to left then (the (x) is their appearance(s) on the show):
The Geneticist fromĀ āWho Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)ā
The Retirement Castle Nurse fromĀ āRaging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfishā
Bill Gates (x)
Ron Howard (x)(x)
Jimmy Carter (x)(x)
Stephen Hawking (x)
Mel Gibson (x)
Sir Paul McCartney (x)(x)
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Michael Jordan
Stephen Jay Gould (x)
Michelle Kwan
Mark McGwire (x)
Professor John Frink
No idea why Lisa and Bart are so off colour. This is an okay segment, but my biggest complaint is this: Why have them find Krustyās invite to operation Exodus if they donāt use it? They could have found the rocket regardless. Clearly, a seat is going to waste. If they handed it over, at least Bart might have survived. Plus, if Lisa was selected, why didnāt she get a letter? And how did they send out letters? Were they sent just in case? And⦠Ah, who cares?

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Treehouse of Horror X - Lifeās a Glitch, Then You Die [S11 E4] (dir. Pete Michels)
Okay, as excuses for looting go, this is a pretty good one, not that Springfield ever needs an excuse. Odd selection of shops to steal from. What one would do with other peoples dry cleaning, golfing equipment when the courses are probably covered in planes and appliances that wouldnāt work is anyoneās guess.
Treehouse of Horror X - Desperately Xeeking Xena [S11 E4] (dir. Pete Michels)
The Collector threatens āRetch Dude and Slobber Girlā withĀ lucite, which he latterlyĀ falls into, leading to his death, before which he moves into a classicĀ Lorne GreeneĀ pose. This segment does contain my favourite CBG line:Ā āHahaha, I am unbelievably amused!ā