Climbing Trees and Eating Sunflower Seeds

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

The fact that a decade after making this comic, I’m making them happy in the other life with my 70 chapter fic 😭❤️

Why the fuck every time those fanfic-writers if do write abusive toxic non-con shit it's always AA and fucking never pre-ritual Astarion and UA (rhetorical question of course, the reasons are well known) I guess I'm simply tired... from everything in this fandom (don't mind me ima bout sleep in my cave and be not cranky anymore and be fine, just venting out) I had only saw them popping up in my feed and no matter how much people I block it always some other appearing just hrghrghrghrg

Would I be a horrible person if I wrote a toxic spawn fic? I mean the potential is *definitely* there. (rhetorical question obvs)

PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW

The original blog is deactivated. Yet, I remain. While love is frequently the answer, Wheatley is not a creature deserving of such a merciful response.