Squirrels Like To Play Rough

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One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

Pier Angeli

Whoa, I hope they make a pen for people.

I started crying a little bit I’m so happy. YES THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.

Working at the diner, the sweet older people just trying to eat their soup and spill it because of this disease and they get so embarrassed as if they could control it. This is so simple yet incredible.

When I first started my job we had this sweet older lady who had Parkinson’s and she would always ask for a cloth the wear as a bib. She would always joke about old age and the joys of it, but she was so kind and lovely, I felt a little sorry for her sometimes, so glad something like this has come a long 😊

If this works, it’s badass!

Everything about her!!!

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

Best string of puns I’ve ever seen

Omg

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What do you even do with that much hair

Weeeeeeee

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