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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

I have reached a point where I am simultaneously too awake to rest, and too tired to do anything.

Having disrespectful sex with a person who respects you

im sad that so many of the experiences that make life worth it are fundamentally closed off to me

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious . im going to fuck you professional

i am so undertattooed