broke college student aesthetic

the medical terminology for bussy

whats he go t? whats in that hat ?

This is like Parasite for weed

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

john travolta is what an alien thinks an attractive person is supposed to look like

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

thinking about time when robert pattinson went on a date with his stalker and ended up driving her away by complaining entire night. literal legend

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema 

UM

This has the feeling of trying to describe a dream to someone

Why minimize the damage? Coronavirus simply removes the weak so that the strong shall prosper. It’s like how the sickly rabbits get killed off by winter snow and cold, while the strong and healthy are able to survive.

Nice try buddy, but that is the complete opposite of me. I’m not a fatass, but rather I’m actually a bit underweight (not enough steak and cheeseburgers in my diet).

he deleted his blog lol

haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls