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tummy ache in a different country</3

don’t you love having anger issues while not being allowed to get angry

is this the year my mom finally won’t search my luggage

The stomach ache of all stomach aches

damn I have weak ass lungs

the tv medication commercials are getting too personal

how did charades turn into a shaming circle

got all the glory for being a “genius” and leading my team of coworkers to victory in a paper tower building contest, but turns out we unknowingly built a giant 52”structurally sound dick..

dusting off that Metallica drip

oh how I love being gay

late to work cuz I couldn’t find my keys now construction made me even later

and how does one go and put together a house gathering of small quantity

something evil may be approaching

midnight tic attacks are no fun