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Masterlist + Discord server link + Request form
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Updated: July 8th 2022
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MINORS DNI
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Hi all!
The past week, I've worked on a website to archive all the works I've published to the internet over the past years. This way, you can navigate through all my stuff easily without having to switch between places constantly!
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The Salesman | A game of cat and mouse 🌶️
General Masterlist
The Salesman Masterlist
MINORS DNI
It is your duty to track down the Salesman and take down the bane of your existence - the very Squid Game you won last year. Well, perhaps that you haven’t entirely been thinking straight, or have been completely fair to yourself.
Tags: NSFW, hate sex, dom/sub themes, public sex, degradation
Word count: 3K
“I will come and find you,” you had said through gritted teeth, “And when I do, I will flay your skin off your bones if you don’t tell me who you work for.”
You had meant it, too. However, the smug smirk of the Salesman had told you enough, that he had not at all been fazed by your threat. Perhaps that he knew that you would not find him, or perhaps just because he was not afraid of you.
Whatever it was, you knew that you hated him, and that stupid grin of his. No matter how attractive the well-dressed man was, you loathed him and the organisation.
After winning the Squid Game, you had made it your personal goal to burn it to the ground, deeply enraged by what they had done to you. At first, you hadn’t even considered getting in through the Salesman at first, for you had only seen him for a few insignificant minutes preluding your experiences at the Squid Game. However, you eventually realised that he was the very gateway to that place, so if there was anyone who would know where to enter, it had to be him.
It prompted a series of afternoons where you’d hang around the underground during rush hour to keep an eye out for the man you knew to be recruiting new players. It caused you to feel on edge whenever a man clad in a suit would exit or enter the tube, and after a few months of doing this - for you didn’t have to work anymore, anyways - you were close to giving up.
Until a moment that you saw him - no doubt, with his distinctive demeanour and handsome features - approach an old man who was asleep on a bench. Roused him. Invited him to play some games. Those red and blue Ddjaki tiles triggered something dark and painful within you.
“You!” you strode towards him, “You are one of the most vile men I’ve ever met! Give me your business card so I can call your boss. I am going to take you down!”
He ignored you, clearing his throat, “...Don’t mind this crazy woman. Every time you win, you get a hundred-thousand won–”
“Do not play it, sir,” you warned the old man, who seemed way too interested in the game, “He will reel you in with the promise of easy money and it will lead you to a death game!”
“A death game?”
The Salesman held up his hand. “This woman is clearly delusional. Do I seem like the type to fool you, sir? Everything I do is legal and fair. I want to give this money out to people who are in need.”
“My, I can barely believe my ears!” exclaimed the old man, delighted, “It just so happens to be that I need to pay big money to get my son back!”
The Salesman feigned a smile. “So, the rules are simple, you–”
You grabbed the Salesman at the tie, yanking him in such a way that he had no choice but to look at you lest he be choked out and watched you with bewildered eyes. You were seething. “Look into my eyes and tell me who you work for!”
The recruiter held up his hands defensively. “Miss, I don’t know who you are, really! You must be looking for someone else! I suggest that you put me down before I call the authorities.”
You roughly released him, holding up your palm. “Give me your business card.”
“Business card? What are you talking ab–”
Your fingers went to his suit jacket to take it out yourself, but he promptly grabbed your wrist.
“The nerve! This is assault! I won’t take this any longer.” He began putting the Ddjaki tiles back into his briefcase, giving the old man an apologetic smile. “Excuse me, sir. Perhaps that our paths will cross again one day.”
You were seething. “Don’t ignore my question! Who do you work for? Or do you need me to pull out your finger nails one by one for you to speak up?”
Whatever you said, the Salesman seemed to be unaffected, apologising once again to the man he had wanted to recruit. A tube halted at the platform, its doors opening, a horde of people rushing out.
The Salesman stood up and brushed past you as if you were nothing but air, and stepped inside the train. Just as you rushed after him, the doors slid shut in your face, much to your dismay. You slammed a fist onto them, letting out a cry of agony and rage, but were soon forced back, the Salesman looking at you with that smug smile on his face. “I will find you!” you raged, pointing at him accusingly. “You are going to answer for what you’ve done.”
Slightly out of breath, you looked after the leaving train, gathering yourself for a moment before turning back to the old man, who was staring at you as if you were crazy.
“What?!” you snapped, “I just saved your fucking life! You should be thankful!”
Angrily, you legged towards the schedule to see when the next tube would be leaving.
~*~*~
Seeing him again had rekindled your insatiable hunger for taking the entire shitshow down, and you increased the intensity of your hunt for him to also take place during mornings and evenings now. Day after day, you scouted the stations, in search of the very man who started it all.
No matter how hard you tried, he seemed to always be a step ahead. He’d step into the very tube you were waiting outside of, or if your gazes crossed, he packed up at once.
He knew you - of course he remembered you, for how could he not?
Every time your eyes met his, and whenever he showed that grin, something else ignited within you. Something dangerous, something balancing the very line between rage and lust. It was like a roaring, all-consuming fire.
Perhaps that it was a game.
You’d come for him, which gave his work an extra edge, and he was so close yet so far away. You could watch him, smell his cologne, feel his air as he brushed past you, but he was always just out of reach.
It was maddening, it was frustrating, and it caused tension.
You had started to enjoy his features more than you should, and began to feel a deep, searing lust whenever the idea of him crossed your mind. It was almost an obsession, this elusive recruiter. He was the very key you needed to take down that cursed organisation along with all its people.
You were almost at peace with the fact that you would never catch the Salesman. Since there was nothing left to do in your life otherwise, you kept trailing after him, staying on his track, hot on his heels yet always, always one step behind.
Until now.
You had entered the tube one station earlier so that you’d arrive in one of the trains the very moment he was playing Ddjaki at one of the platforms. Since you were the person exiting the train as soon as it arrived, and since it would leave again as you approached him, there would be nowhere for him to go. You’d trap him like a rat and demand answers once and for all.
You made sure to keep out of sight whilst in the train, making sure to sit close to a door. Crossing one leg over the other, you kept your eyes turned downwards, every so often letting your gaze flit up to the display to see how far away your final destination was.
Mere minutes before the platform you had calculated to be his current playing spot, you stood to stand in front of the doors. However, you froze in your place at once.
You looked out over the long train, all people looking away but one.
That same stupid smirk. A raise of his eyebrow. You began to walk towards him at once.
He turned away, ignoring your call. “Hey!” you spat, “You there! Stop that man!”
A few annoyed glares were sent your way as you made your way through the crowded cabin, the Salesman moving faster, apologising to other travellers as he manoeuvred himself quickly.
You kept your gaze fixated upon the back of his head - no hair was out of place, and he cast a glance backwards every so often to see if you were still following.
“Hey, watch it!” You almost tripped over someone’s bag, stumbling forward rather ungracefully, and mumbled an apology. Turning back to your mission, however, you saw that there was no sign of the Salesman, alarming you at once.
You hadn’t stopped at any station, so he had to be on the train still. You breathed a string of curses and continued legging through the tube, hoping to find him hiding somewhere within the crowd.
The front of the train was starting to appear in your field of view, but there was no sign of the man in question. A bit lost, you halted, letting your eyes inspect the masses of people around you.
The train jerked to a standstill, and a lot of people rose to exit. None of them noticed the door of the toilet opening, nor did you. An arm around your waist dragged you inside, causing you to yelp, but nobody was paying attention.
“Hey!” you shouted as the door slammed shut, and as you turned to the person who had yanked you inside, you felt your anger boil inside of you. The Salesman gave you a small smirk, though standing awfully close in the crowded space.
“Hello,” he breathed, smiling. “Fancy seeing you here.”
“Let me out,” you said, face flushing at his proximity. “This is assault.”
“Well, you weren’t exactly kind to me either. What do you want from me? Why do you keep pursuing me?”
You scoffed. “Haven’t you heard anything I said last time we spoke? I am going to take you all down, you and your organisation.”
He laughed lightly. “Do you really think that it would be that easy, hm?” he quizzed. “We’re larger than you can even comprehend. Just getting me in trouble will lead to nothing. Calling the organisation by using my business card or reporting them to the authorities will lead to nothing. Perhaps that they’d lock you up for displaying foolish behaviour, let you cool down for a while.”
You narrowed your eyes firmly, brow furrowing. “Fuck you,” you seethed, “Stop smiling.”
“What, is my charm too attractive? Is that why you’re following me, hm?”
He tucked some hair behind your ear and you blushed furiously, slapping it away. “Don’t touch me, you creep! Do you really think that trying to flirt with me will make me forget about who you are?”
“Do you really know who I am, then?” he asked, your heartbeat quickening. He leaned forward to whisper in your ear, “You don’t even know my name. You won’t be able to trace anything back to me. Why do you keep coming back? Not that I mind seeing your pretty face every day, but you know that you are lying to yourself, right?”
Your breath hitched in your throat as you looked at him with softening eyes, drinking in his sheer charisma. Suddenly, you imagined kissing him, a deep snog filled with hatred, confusion and burning desire.
The Salesman seemed to be thinking the same thing. “(Y/n),” he mused, taking your chin between his fingers, “Are you just running after me in the hopes of getting my attention?”
“N-No.” you stuttered, closing your eyes at the sound of your own voice. The recruiter laughed a bit, shaking his head.
“Your body tells me otherwise.” He laid one hand on your neck, checking your pulse. You swallowed thickly, trying to take control over your breathing. “Be frank with me,” he whispered, leaning closer.
His breath tickled the shell of your ear. “If you want me to stop, or if what I am saying is untrue, just say so right now and I will let you go. Then, don’t ever come and find me again, for you will know that with me you will get no step further towards taking down the organisation. If what I am saying is true, however…”
The Salesman pulled back from your neck and eyed you with dark eyes, gaze falling towards your lips, “If you desire me, just say so, so that I can take you.”
Your lips moved soundlessly in puzzlement and excitement, your mind running rampant with thoughts of him. He watched you expectantly, awaiting your answer.
“Fucking ruin me,” you breathed at once, overcome by your arousal for him. He groaned, kissing you roughly, tongue hungrily delving into your mouth.
He tasted exactly like you had imagined he would taste, and you shivered with need, pushing your legs together to relieve some of the tension. He nipped at your bottom lip, smirking. “I will not instruct you on your knees in a public restroom,” he promised, causing your gut to spin, “But you have cost me so much money and potential players, you know… I should punish you for that in one way or the other. But not here - even I have standards.”
You slipped your fingers over his tie, tugging him down for another searing kiss. He took easy dominance, but not that you minded. Adrenaline pulsed through you, and you desperately moaned when his mouth travelled towards your neck, sucking the skin against it. You braced yourself on the wall, hoping that it would be strong enough to hold up your heavily leaning body, and gasped at a nibble of your earlobe.
“So,” he purred, “Who would’ve thought? I figured you hated me, yet you let me ravage you like you’re nothing but prey. Who’s the cat, and who is the mouse?”
He slipped one hand over the column of your throat, watching you with lust-blown pupils. There was an air about him that made your knees weak with want, and you watched him with pleading eyes.
“Little mouse,” he whispered, leaning down to kiss you deeply again. His hand snaked under your shirt, surprisingly warm against your bare skin, and you jerked slightly in surprise. He let out an amused huff and turned you in his arms, pushing you flush against the door of the stall.
“I would spank you if I could,” he muttered, “One slap for every hundred-thousand won your little shenanigans have cost me. But this is not the place. No, I am just going to ruin you, just as you told me to do.” He pushed his face into your neck and inhaled deeply.
A sharp gasp escaped you when you felt his hand push up your skirt and pry aside your knickers. “Little soaked mouse,” he groaned in your hair, “So fucking tight. All for me to be devoured.”
You heard the sound of a buckle opening and you bit your lip in anticipation, trying to look over your shoulder to see how sizable he was. The Salesman pushed back your head, “Face on the door,” he ordered, and you felt his tip press against your dripping entrance.
Your slick made for easy access, but his size split you in half nevertheless. You moaned, hoping that the movements of the train would mask it, even though the walls were thin. The recruiter laced the fingers of one hand into your hair and bottomed out in one swift movement, causing you to bite down on your own hand, lest the people on the other side hear it.
“You can’t even start to understand,” groaned the Salesman, “How often I have imagined fucking that tight pussy of yours. To have you begging for my seed like the little mouse you are. So desperate and needy, eager to swallow it all. Don’t tell me you haven’t imagined the same, little mouse.”
You whimpered at his size and the stretch, but your walls were clamping around him, your ass moving against him with movements mimicking his own to intensify the pleasure. You were vaguely aware that you were getting railed in one of the filthiest places of Seoul, but then, you figured you couldn’t have expected better.
“You’re enjoying this so much, aren’t you?” the Salesman praised, “I can feel it deep inside of you. You’re so wet, if I had known this I would have fucked you much earlier.”
Bracing yourself against the wall, you wanted to breathe his name, realising that you didn’t know it. Instead, you called him the first thing that sprung to mind.
“Please, sir.”
His cock twitched inside of you as he pulled you against his pelvis once again, momentarily stilling. “What did you just call me?”
“S-Sir…”
He angled your head to the side with an able hand to push his tongue into your mouth. “That’s right,” he whispered after a few seconds of passionate liplock, “That’s right. Beg for me.”
“Oh, give me your seed, sir!” you whimpered, sweat leaking down your brow, “I need it, sir!”
With a few firm thrusts and a few twitches of his cock, he spilled himself deep inside of you, fleeting fingers on your clit pushing you over your climax. You had to physically keep yourself from falling onto the filthy floor, knees almost too weak to stand as pleasure overtook you in a shattering orgasm.
The Salesman pulled out, cum oozing from your hole as he quickly put your knickers back over it, which had been pushed to the side. It gathered on the inside and made you feel sticky, but you did not mind it.
“Good girl,” said the Salesman, tucking himself back into his slacks before reaching over to the tap to wash his hands. “Good little mouse. Now, it’s time for you to go out, for you’ve reached your destination.”
Just now you noticed that the train had come to a standstill. “But… But…” Stumbling over your words, you anxiously unlocked the door, hoping that no one would walk in. The Salesman smiled his signature smirk and reached out, waiting for you to take something from him.
It was a rectangular card with a number on the back.
“A business card,” he clarified, “Though not the one you originally wanted.”
He opened the door for you, pushing you outside the cubicle. You looked at him with slight indignance, still taken aback and dishevelled for the way he had just fucked you raw and now waved you off like you were nothing but a customer. He closed the door in your face, leaving you feeling puzzled as slick ran down your thigh.
Quickly exiting the tube, you went to look at the card.
Call me. It read, alongside his name.
Immediately, you reached for your phone.
ABC's of intimacy | Ali Abdul 🌶️
General Masterlist
Ali Abdul Masterlist
MINORS DNI
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
Ali is a doting mess after sex. He makes sure to clean you up and doesn’t rest until you are comfortably nestled against him. He will constantly kiss you and ask repeatedly if he’s been too rough. This man treats you like you’re royalty and you love it, but always make sure that he gets some pleasant attention as well.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part.)
On you: He adores your nose, as odd as it sounds. He loves the way you scrunch it whenever you get flustered, or when it rubs against his bare skin whenever you’re teasing him.
On himself: He enjoys his lips a lot because he knows how they can make you feel. They are very full and able to make you squirm in just the right ways, and he loves to kiss you everywhere with them.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
Ali will always ask if he can cum inside as soon as he’s close, and even if you tell him that he can, he often pulls out anyways, perhaps a bit shy to take initiative for such an intimate climax. But when you lock your legs around his hips, he makes sure to spill deep inside of you.
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
Ali enjoys it thoroughly when you play with his asshole. With a good amount of lube he goes crazy when you stimulate his prostate. It causes him to have intense orgasms which can make him tremble for minutes on end.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
Because he’s not the type to have sex outside of wedlock - I mean, he’s too pure for that - he has practically no experience outside of whatever he’s done with you. If you were a virgin as well, then wonderful, you started to explore sexuality together as a married couple. If you weren’t a virgin when you got married, then that’s also totally alright with Ali, for he trusts you and knows that the sex you’ll have with him will be even more special than anything you’ve ever experienced.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
This man is a sap and will crack jokes on occasion, but only if well-timed and not so often that it grows old.
F = Favourite Position
He loves to spoon you from behind and rock his hips into you. He loves to be able to embrace you and give you a feeling of safety.
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
Ali Abdul is quite a hairy man down below, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t take care of it. He shaves occasionally, even allows you to help him out, makes sure that he stays nice and comfortable for his love.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
Oh! Yes! Yes! Ali Abdul is the epitome of romance. He’ll buy you your favourite flowers randomly, compliments you pretty much all the time, organises romantic dates. Expect to wake up to breakfast in bed after a particularly intimate night. And he remembers all the important anniversaries in your relationship, making those days extra special.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
It’s not really into Ali’s nature to jerk himself off all the time, but sometimes when you aren’t around and he finds himself thinking about you constantly, he can’t help but have to relieve himself.
K = Kinks
This man is so vanilla that this question is completely unnecessary. Ha, who am I kidding. He’s big into ass-play and has the silent fantasy of being pegged by you.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
Mostly in the comforts of your own home, where the sheets are clean and no one is there to disturb you. Ali wants to take his time, unhurriedly making love to you until the early hours.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Anything to do with you, really. Whenever you imply sex, he’s hard at once. It takes very little to get him riled up and ready, and you are often the one to take the initiative for sex, because he doesn’t want to pressure you into anything.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
Anything pain-inducing, like tying you up or spanking you. Even if you’d want him to do so, there is no fun in doing something like that if either party isn’t enjoying themselves, so you find another way to spice things up.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
Definitely a giver. He loves to see you writhe underneath him as you moan his name whilst he works his able mouth all over you. Oh, he’s great at it too. Eats you up like it’s his last meal. He even drinks in every single drop of your cum when it comes to that.
P = Pace
Slow, but not to a point that it’s bothersome. He makes sure to take you quick enough for you to draw pleasure from it, without fucking you too slowly. And gentle, too, so that he can rub his fingers against your most sensitive spots at that same pace.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
Not really. No matter how much he loves to have sex with you, he’d prefer to take his sweet time while doing it. He’s sweet about it whenever you suggest a quickie, maybe even considers it, but prefers to be able to provide aftercare, cleaning you up, snuggling, etc.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
Absolutely not. He’s a sweetheart and very, very vanilla when it comes to sex, safe from the pegging part. He wouldn’t do anything to put you willfully in danger, no matter how turned on he is.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
Ali can last a fair bit of time. He’s able to draw at least one orgasm out of you and get you halfway through your second one before he climaxes himself. It takes a lot of willpower sometimes because to him, you are the most beautiful and breathtaking person in the world, but he manages to keep from creaming himself at your first touch.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
If you suggest a vibrator, love egg or anything the like, he’s definitely down for it. And, because he is into prostate stimulation, he wouldn’t mind using dildos to do so, provided that there is a fair amount of lube at the scene.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
If there is anyone who is a tease in this relationship, it’s you. He would never tease you but that doesn’t stop you from driving him mad with desire every so often, edging him or coaxing him through shattering highs whilst praising him softly.
V = Volume
Ali is a bit vocal, but is able to bite his tongue when the situation asks for it. For example, if the neighbours are trying to sleep he knows how to muffle his moans by either pressing his mouth into your neck or into a pillow, but sometimes, he just can’t help himself and cry out.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
He wants to have a large family with you someday, but is afraid to mention it. Even though you sometimes let him cum inside, he still hopes he’ll gather the courage to bring it up.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
Girthy and thick, of average length. He knows very well how to use it, too. His tip is thick and pink, and his cock curves slightly towards his belly when he’s hard.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
He could practically always go at it if you were to initiate sex. So his libido is pretty high if yours is as well.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
After cuddling for a good few minutes, Ali tends to fall asleep quite quickly. Before he does, however, he makes sure that you are comfortable as well. He plays with your hair absentmindedly, pulling you close whilst staring at you. His eyelids become heavy automatically.
ABC's of intimacy | Hwang In-ho - The Front Man 🌶️
Hwang In-ho Masterlist
General Masterlist
MINORS DNI
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
Aftercare, what is that? Sorry, but it just isn’t his vocabulary. If he has to work then he just leaves with a quick kiss, if he doesn’t then he will either go to sleep almost right away or get out of bed to take a shower. He does allow you to join, though…
B = Body part (Their favourite body part.)
On you: He loves your forehead because he often kisses it. He’s like the protective boyfriend, a bit harsh and oblivious at times, but he’s trying his best with little smooches.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
If you let him cum inside it makes him weak at the knees. He wouldn’t tell you but the idea of knocking you up is extremely appealing to him. Thinking of showing you off whilst pregnant makes him aroused to the nines.
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
In-ho is possessive as fuck and will make sure to claim you as much as he can. He will never admit it but he leaves marks on you as a way to mark you as his territory. He’ll suck your neck everywhere, and even though you think it’s just because he loves you, and he does, he needs to make sure that others can see that you belong to him.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
He’s a proud and thick-headed person at times and not a good long-term partner unless his lover puts a whole lot of energy into him whilst having loads of patience, but that doesn’t mean that before you he never had one-night-stands before. But that was all it were - just once, fuck and bounce. With you it’s just so different though, and he wouldn’t change it for the world.
F = Favourite Position
Against the wall. It makes him feel powerful when he can pin you up with little effort, fucking into you, hearing your moans in his ear as your nails rake across his back.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
Why is this even a question? If you’d look up ‘serious’ in the dictionary, you’d just see a picture of In-ho. So no, he’s not goofy, not even when you tease him. Might smile every so often if you’re being particularly cute, but he won’t join in on the funny stuff. Way to go, grandpa.
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
He doesn’t really care about the way it looks down below, as long as it is clean and pleasant for you to put your face against, so to speak. Curtain does match the drapes.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
If you were looking to sign up for a romantic boyfriend then you should keep looking, because In-ho is far from romantic. Frankly, he’s trying his best. He forgot about Valentine’s day so your bouquet of roses arrived three days too late, or him constantly talking through the film you were watching, but it’s not like he can help it. The fact that he’s putting effort in spending time together matters most to you, anyway.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
In-ho only palms himself if you are too far away to take care of it, honestly. If you’re around, he’d rather call you for help, but that doesn’t mean he never has to finish himself off. Also he wakes up quite early and doesn’t want to rouse you in case of morning wood. Causes you to wake up with fresh stains on your butt and thighs though, but you don’t mind, knowing well where they came from.
K = Kinks
Claiming kink, really. And the breeding kink that comes with it. He just wants to show the world that you are his one and only, and that he’s your one and only.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
In the main room where he sits to watch the Squid Game. Whiskey at hand, on the leather seat. It creaks a bit but neither of you care.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
He never really lets you know what he’s thinking or if he’s turned on. If you’d arouse him somehow in public, he’ll pretend to not notice, but as soon as you’re together in private, you’ll get the pounding of a lifetime. He’s not good with words but oh so clear with his actions…
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
Just the very thought of a threesome already makes his skin crawl. Under no circumstance would he share you with anyone else.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
Mainly a receiver, he just loves to watch you lazily suck him off whilst he sips a glass of whisky. It’s not that he never eats you out, but the sight of you on your knees gets his blood pumping.
P = Pace
He’d fucking pound you senselessly into the mattress. Super fucking inexorable. A sweaty, panting machine who goes absolutely mad when he gets his cock inside of you.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
Yes, yes he is. Especially if it means him being able to show you off to others. Did someone leer at you? In-ho is certain to fuck you so hard that the stranger will hear.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
He’s quite the dangerous type himself when it comes to his work, especially deciding to go there after the Squid Game he won. So why wouldn’t he be down to do risque things in the bedroom? Light BDSM, tying you up, overstimulation… He wouldn’t mind.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
He will last quite long, honestly. Maybe two rounds, which are quite lengthy on their own. In-ho has great control over his body so he can make himself last until making sure that you’ve been satisfied, too.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
He’d rather use his fingers. Feeling you stretch around him just gets him going.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
He isn’t, really. Sure, sometimes he makes you work for your climax, but In-ho is never unfair about it.
V = Volume
He shivers, gritting his teeth, letting out jagged breaths. Occasionally however, you manage to draw a moan out of him, which will get you the greatest or rewards, for it’s not easy to get him to make noise. If In-ho makes noise, you know that you’re doing something specifically good.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
Wants a kiss every time you part from each other. Are you going to grab drinks from the kitchen? Kiss. Going to use the loo? Kiss. Going to see who is at the door? You guessed it: kiss.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
In-ho is really fucking big. You know what they say about the quiet ones. Girthy cock with large veins. Might split you in half, but that is the opposite of a problem.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
Before meeting you, his libido was quite below average for he was married to his job, so to speak. Once he got the ball rolling with you, it increased rapidly. You at least go at it once every two days, if not more often.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
Coming back to the non-existent aftercare, he falls asleep quite quickly. Sorry, not all sexual partners are perfect. Not that you’ve got much energy left to keep going, anyways. He’s quite good at exhausting you.

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ABC's of intimacy | The Salesman 🌶️
Salesman Masterlist
General Masterlist
MINORS DNI
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
The Salesman makes sure to clean you up. Being fond of tidiness and having no hair out of place ever, he likes to pamper you by running you a bath and cuddling with you whilst washing your hair. He’s such a gentleman!
B = Body part (Their favourite body part.)
On you: He loves your lips and how they feel against his own, or against his fingers when you suck on them. He can be quite dirty whilst fucking you so expect them in your pretty little mouth.
On himself: He loves his hands and what he can do with them. Sure, we know that he’s swift and very able with those hands of his, slapping people on the cheek all day, he’s got great motor skills! Those fingers are even better when they’re curling inside of you or caressing you on every inch of your body.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
The Salesman sometimes pulls out but when he’s feeling adventurous he might spill inside. Because he has to work often he’s not too fond of the idea of the risk of you having a baby, for he’d be away for long periods at a time, but he’d love to come home to the sound of children’s feet running up to him.
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
He wouldn’t mind you being in charge when it comes to sex. He’s often the one to top you, but he secretly gets weak when seeing you on top of him instead.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
He’s not very experienced, but also not a virgin. He hadn’t had a partner in years before meeting you, though.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
This man is very serious when making love to you, but not in an annoying way. He’ll smile, whisper sweet things in your ear, but wouldn’t go to the point of being full-on silly.
F = Favourite Position
He doesn’t mind anything, but he enjoys doing it doggy so that he can slap your ass. Once again those hands of his he’s so proud of!
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
This man is the definition of well-dressed and tidy so he will not have a single hair that is in your way, but of course no one can stay 100% hairless down there. There’s nothing bad with body hair.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
Where do I even start with this man? He’s the biggest romantic ever. He’ll bring you flowers, take you out to dinner, surprise you with random gifts. It’s almost like a romantic film whenever you’re with him and it’s incredible, even though sometimes it can get a bit cheesy.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
He seldomly jerks himself off but when he’s away from you for work for a long time, he’ll definitely do it more often. Every so often you receive a phone call from him to imply phone sex.
K = Kinks
The secret dream of being topped by you, as mentioned before. He’s also not against trying whips in the bedroom, and if you’re into it, he’d be totally down to try some gentle choking.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
It doesn’t really matter where you are, if you’ve got a possibility to go at it, he’ll take you. Against the wall? No problem. In a public restroom? Not completely favoured, but not out of the question.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
He’s quite deeply emotionally involved so if you manage to push the right buttons, some simple sweet words from you are already able to get him going. Sometimes it takes some subtle persuasion, but he never turns you down.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
This man would in no circumstance try out toys in public. Public sex is one thing, but actually cumming in underwear is just nasty to him.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
The Salesman is a giver. He loves to feel your legs around his head or your flavour on his tongue as he deeply tastes you. He thinks it’s one of the most intimate and romantic things he can do to you.
P = Pace
His pace depends on the situation, but usually slow and sensual, unless you’re close to orgasm, then he quickens his thrusts.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
Sure, why not? Bonus points if you come look for him while he’s at work and he’ll take you against a wall anywhere.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
Ha, public sex in itself is super fucking risky, so yes.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
The Salesman does not last very long, but he can make sure to balance it out with good foreplay.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
Not in public, but in the bedroom itself he’s down for anything except buttplugs, he thinks they’re uncomfortable, but if you are into them he’s totally down to oblige!
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
His charming smile could be counted as teasing on its own, especially in an environment where you can’t directly kiss him. Even though he might often make you work for your orgasm, he wouldn’t make it too long.
V = Volume
This man is of average volume - he only really moans when climaxing and for the rest he just breathes very heavily and lets out noises of appreciation every now and then. It’s like music, really.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
He blindfolded you once with his tie and it made for a very intense experience you wouldn’t mind repeating.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
A nice, veiny cock. Not very long or girthy, but he knows how to use it well.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
When he’s at home for extended periods of time, his libido tends to peak. Whenever he’s away because of work for a few days, it lowers, but seeing pictures of you or receiving sweet messages usually gives it an increase again.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
The Salesman does not fall asleep quickly, rather watches you fall asleep against his chest instead. He does drift off if he’s particularly tired from work, but that doesn’t happen very often.
ABC's of intimacy | Ji-yeong 🌶️
Various Masterlist
General Masterlist
MINORS DNI
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
Ji-yeong is very much into aftercare, but especially loves being the one being taken care of. She’ll gladly nuzzle against you, letting you pepper kisses all over her face and thoroughly bask in the attention if you clean her up.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part.)
On herself: She loves her fingers because she can make you cum with it in all sorts of ways, and is very skillful with them as well. She’s immensely proud whenever she’s able to draw an orgasm from you.
On you: She loves your ass, especially the way it jiggles when she slaps it. She does this several times a day no matter where you are. She’d even smack your butt in front of your parents. But she has never done that… Yet.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
Ji-yeong is into squirting and will do anything to stimulate your g-spot to get you to spill all over. Before you were with her, you didn’t even know you could squirt, but after the first time you turned out to be able to gush all over, she has never looked back since. That g-spot is going to be touched no matter what!
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
She wouldn’t mind you spanking her with a leather whip and isn’t shy to suggest it. Even though the prompt says it’s a secret they won’t tell, Ji-yeong will, most definitely.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
Ji-yeong has definitely experimented plenty with both guys and gals and has amassed a fair share of skills in her book. Thus, it’s never boring with her. Every time you think she has shown you everything, she pulls out another trick and surprises you once again.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
She’s an absolute goofball and you never have a moment of intimacy without a fair share of laughs. Ji-yeong can be very straightforward but with that comes a good mouthful of humour that also seeps through in the bedroom.
F = Favourite Position
She adores rubbing herself against your body so your most sensitive parts grind together. Especially if she can be on top whilst doing it, so she can set the pace. She loves to feel you squirt against her, too.
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
Sorry, but Ji-yeong doesn’t believe in razors, thus choosing to grow it all out. Other than the occasional hair between your teeth when eating her pussy, you don’t mind. It’s hairy, but by no means unhygienic.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
She turns any overly romantic situation into a cheesy one. Whenever you attempt something over-the-top, like with roses or sexy lingerie, she will eventually shift it into something silly. Not that you mind, of course, because she is lovely and you adore her for it.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Ji-yeong has an unsurpassed libido and thus will go at it several times a day, even if you aren’t around. She’ll grab the nearest picture of you as well as a towel, and the rest is history.
K = Kinks
As mentioned before, she wouldn’t mind dabbling into light spanking. She also gets crazy whenever she sees your squirt, or her own squirt all over your face. It gets messy but both of you love it.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
You could go down on each other anywhere and everywhere, but the preference goes to your own bed. No matter how often you have sex, the comfort of your own familliar coccoon is unmatched.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Basically anything. Pick something up from the floor? Expect a slap against your butt and a very horny girlfriend right away. Stretch your arms over your head and get a sliver of bare stomach in the process? Ji-yeong wants it off of you right away.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
Whenever there are knives or blood involved, she draws a line right then and there. It gives her flashbacks of her past and she wouldn’t do it, even if you begged her to. It’s the biggest turn-off for her.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
Definitely a receiver. She rather fingers you than eating you out, because she’s insanely proud of her nimble fingers. Whenever you eat her out, it’s a whole different story, because you and that mouth of yours are a treasure.
P = Pace
Faster! Harder! Deeper! Ji-yeong is passionate and that also shows through in the swiftness of the way she pleasures you. She draws orgasms from you quickly, but gives them several times in a row until you’re a quivering, sobbing mess.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
Uh, yes?! Is this even a question? Get yourself a girlfriend who can’t keep her nimble hands at home and climaxes within a minute are guaranteed if the situation calls for a quickie like that.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
She’s not awfully fond of risks that involve public sex or toys in public, but she wouldn’t protest experimenting with several things that are more risqué, like bondage.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
Ji-yeong has literally no stamina. If you wiggle your ass at her you can make her cream herself, so to speak. Not that it matters, because she’s able to climax several times in a row.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
She wouldn’t mind using toys like vibrators or dildos, even would attempt using strap-ons.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
Of all Squid Game characters, Ji-yeong is the queen of teasing. She’ll do the most aggravating things all the time, like edging you, keeping her pussy just out of reach, overstimulating you. But never to the point that it’s not fun anymore.
V = Volume
This girl is LOUD! In all caps, because she is LOUD! Will probably wake up the neighbours with her moaning, which means several complaints have been filed against you for keeping everyone awake at night. Oops…!
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
She will introduce you to her friends as “Master pussy eater (Y/n).” That’s the first thing they hear about you. It makes for wonderful conversation, really.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
Warm and small breasts. Soft to nuzzle up against. Her labia are a bit hidden until she gets turned on or stimulated.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
Do I need to answer this question? I’ve mentioned it several times before - her libido is through the roof! What the fuck, rabbits got nothing on her!
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
Oh, she falls asleep in seconds. But what do you expect after five orgasms? She’s exhausted, let her rest, please! She’ll snuggle into your arms and she gets comfortable at once. She will gently breathe into your neck, too. Sweet dreams, Ji-yeong.
Can you do more squid games smut like the salesman and also the front man ?
At the moment my requests aren't open, but before I'll be going on hiatus around the end of March, I'll be posting a few more fics. This includes one Salesman smut as well as the NSFW alphabets for him and the Front Man, so stay tuned! :)
Author's note | February 6th, 2022
Hi folks!
You might have noticed my frequency of posts dropping quite rapidly over the past weeks. This has a few reasons.
1) I've been insanely busy with uni stuff
2) I've been working on fics for different fandoms
3) I've noticed myself falling away of sorts when it comes to Squid Game itself, as well as a decline in interactions regarding this fandom
Because of this, I'm announcing a hiatus on this blog that will start around the end of March, 2022. This is to both focus on my studies as well as on different fandoms I'm part of, since I've been neglecting them during the time I was solely focused on Squid Game.
As of now, I've got a handful of fics already written and ready to be published - a few ABC's of intimacy and two smut fics. I'll post these fics during this month and March, so it will be spread out a bit.
I want to thank each and every one of you for all your positive feedback and all the love I've been showered with. I couldn't have done it without all of you! You are all amazing and I love you so much!
I might be back on writing for Squid Game once season 2 drops, or once I find my love for this fandom again through any other means.
Until then, feel free to check out my other fics on AO3.
This is a list of fandoms I'm currently writing for or will be writing for soon, all being reader inserts:
Hitman
Avatar The Last Airbender & The Legend of Korra
Arcane (League of Legends)
Five Nights at Freddy's
Grand Theft Auto V
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Once all my Squid Game fics have been posted, I will send out another Author's Note that will mark the start of my hiatus, but for now, I just wanted to talk about it beforehand.
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ABC's of intimacy | Pink soldiers 🌶️
Various masterlist
General masterlist
MINORS DNI
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
These men get real possessive over you once you’re done and would lowkey fight each other about who gets to take care of you first. They’re all very doting and make sure you’re comfortable, cleaned up and ready to sleep if you want to.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part.)
On you: They love your pretty eyes and how pleading they are whenever you look at them. They also love your face, because they often cum on it and are enamoured by how beautiful you are.
On themselves: They love their cocks, as weird as that sounds, but it’s one of the little bits of skin that they can show to you and thus makes them feel really wanted.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
They often cum on your face, but if you allow them they are ready to cum anywhere, everywhere.
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
Each one of them secretly wants to be topped by you. They are always the ones who take you in all possible positions, but they wouldn’t mind getting some sweet one-on-one time where you take good care of them.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
The square guard is definitely more experienced than the other two. The circle guard is a virgin, as ironic as that might sound. Lowest in the ranks of the soldiers, also lowest in the ranks when it comes to experience. Not that it matters of course, his friends are keen on teaching him the ways.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
Triangle can be very goofy, but tends to get flustered more easily than the other guards. Square soldier is very serious most of the time but doesn’t mind cracking an occasional joke.
F = Favourite Position
Right, honestly, they just want you on your knees so that they can jerk themselves off on your face and tongue, or on your chest. They love to see their own seed stain you all over, making you sticky and yearning for more. And spitroasting is also not out of the question!
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
Circle is poorly groomed and could do better when it comes to hygiene. Triangle soldier is the most clean when it comes to hygiene and square keeps his hair the tidiest.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
If they were allowed to, they’d kiss you all over. They’re all completely in love with you, so they want to do more than they can.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Very often, they jerk themselves off whilst looking at you. When you’re on your knees, they stand around you in a circle and then go at it. But then, you’ve got two hands and one mouth, so you usually help them out with that.
K = Kinks
Bukkake! Was this even a question? How else will they all be able to have you at the same time?
L = Location (Where to do it?)
Most likely in the bathroom or in one of the halls just out of the sight of the cameras. There isn’t a lot of space to do it, so you’ve got to do it wherever you can.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
It does not take a lot. If you just wear your tracksuit in a bit of a revealing way, they’ll already take you apart from the group to spend some time with you. Square soldier does need some more convincing, but a few well-placed touches are sufficient.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
They wouldn’t fuck other Players. They also wouldn’t reveal their faces to you for it’s quite dangerous and could cost them their life if they were found out.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
Definitely receivers, for those masks make it a bit difficult to give oral lest you see their faces.
P = Pace
The pace is often quite steady and not too slow, for you can’t go at it for too long in case anyone misses you.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
Well, seeing your circumstances as finding each other during the fucking Squid Game, everything is practically a quickie.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
Everything they do is risky, they could lose their lives if they were found out to be fucking you, so yes, absolutely!
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
Circle lasts only a few minutes, but he continues to pleasure you with his fingers. Triangle lasts longer, but might make it to two rounds. Square soldier lasts the longest, but only one round.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
There aren’t a lot of options but they wouldn’t mind trying to fuck you with certain parts of their gun. Makes for an extra edge to the experience, too, even though they wouldn't be loading them, as goes without saying.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
Circle is oblivious of what he’s doing most of the time so he can be an unintentional tease. Triangle guards does it intentionally and will have his sweet fucking time whilst doing it, and Square guard does not care about teasing and would rather just give you your climax.
V = Volume
Square is the most quiet and collected, but does get short of breath very easily. He groans your name and makes some pleasant noises. Triangle guard is super fucking loud and his voice will echo through the bathrooms, much to your dismay, so he often puts a hand over his mouth when he cums. Circle guard is certainly the type to silently cry when he has an intense orgasm, so he’s not loud but that doesn’t make his highs less intense.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
If you were to win the Squid Game, they promise to come find you and give you a proper fucking for once. You promise to take them on a vacation should it come to that.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
Believe it or not, but the Circle guard is the biggest. Despite being a virgin, he’s massive and long. The Square soldier is the shortest in length but has a nice girth to him, and Triangle’s cock is a bit curved and the perfect size.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
You don’t know each other long enough to take notice of any libido but once they start fucking you they certainly call you to them every single day.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
There will be no sleeping at all, sadly. However, when they’re alone in their beds at night, they will dream about you for sure.

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Ali Abdul | Trust 🧸🌶️
Prompt: Ali's trust and love for you are everlasting, so you’d gladly take care of him in more ways than one. This unequivocal adoration extends even to the bedroom.
Tags: NSFW, pegging, anal sex, strap-on, dom/sub themes, cunnilingus, face-sitting
Word count: 2.7K
Proofread: No not yet please don't come for my neck I am lazy.
MINORS DNI
There was absolutely nothing ordinary about the relationship between you and your husband Ali Abdul.
The very moment you met him, many years ago, you somehow already knew that he was going to be your husband one day. If you didn’t believe in love at first sight, you certainly did after running into him that day, and the universe shifted the second you set eyes on him.
Ali was kind, and undoubtedly loyal. Everything about him was so genuine that it caused you to become taken aback time and time again. Your love for each other ran deep and beyond comprehension.
And even though you knew that you could tell each other everything, with no exceptions and nothing held back, it was oftentimes still difficult to tell him what you wanted in the bedroom. You were certainly more keen to experiment than he was, and you never wanted to force him to do anything he was uncomfortable with.
So when you scrolled through an internet page full of sex toys and hovered over tab of strap-ons, you hesitated. Perhaps you could propose to try one out, but you weren’t sure what Ali would think of it. He was, in all fairness, quite vanilla when it came to sex. Your cheeks flushed at the idea whilst you eyed a nine-inch dildo that was attached to a leather harness, and you licked your lips to wet them a little. How would Ali look, all vulnerable underneath you?
You scrolled a bit further, looked at a few different sizes, and sighed, clicking away the page.
It would be too much to ask.
Setting your laptop aside, you went to make dinner
~*~*~
A few days later, the doorbell rang at a little past five in the evening. Frowning deeply, you wondered who it could be, for Ali was preparing the pair of you a snack in the kitchen.
“I’ll get it.” said you, and stood to answer it.
A delivery man stood on the threshold and held out a package. “Order for Abdul?”
“Yes, that’s my husband.” you said.
“Please sign here, ma’am.”
You took the pen to scribble your signature on the paper on his clipboard and took the box before he greeted you. After wishing him a nice day, you closed the door,
“Babe? Have you ordered a package?” You walked towards the kitchen, where Ali was just drying his hands on a towel after washing them.
“Hm? Oh, yeah, I’ve ordered something.” He reached for it and you gave it to him, curious.
“What have you ordered?”
He cleared his throat, obviously growing uncomfortable. Perhaps that it was an early Birthday present, or an ointment for an embarrassing rash.
“You don’t need to tell me if you don’t want to.” you said with a smile. He looked at you, his eyes twinkling a little and he shook his head.
“No, no worries (Y/n). You can uh… You can see what it is. Why don’t you unbox it?”
You grabbed a sharp knife from the drawer and inquisitively approached the box, no larger than a shoebox. Perhaps it was a new pair of sneakers, after you had told him to take care of himself and treat himself to some new shoes, or it could be something that had to do with his culture. Whatever it was, you were very curious.
Slicing open the tape, you opened the flaps of the box, revealing a smaller container inside.
Your eyes widened when you read the letters on the package.
Seven inch pink strap-on dildo. Including harness and lube.
In disbelief, you looked at your husband, who gingerly smiled. “I… I saw it in our search history and wondered if you wanted to try it out. You’ve looked at quite a few from what I could see and uh… Well, I got curious to see if it would work for us.”
“Are you sure?” you whispered, biting your lip at the idea. “Are you comfortable with this? Don’t do it just because I want to do it.”
Ali flushed. “Yes, I am sure.” said he, “I would love to try this out with you.”
You smiled and opened the packaging to take out the sex toy for further inspection. Ali immediately gulped when seeing the size of the thing, even though his own, real cock was larger.
“With enough lube and foreplay, this will eventually not be a problem.” you assured him. “I will make sure that you’re ready and prepared, babe. And you can turn back any time if you regret it.”
He nodded and reached over to put his hand on yours. “I know that, (Y/n). I know you’ll be careful.”
You pressed a soft kiss on his lips. “Thank you.” you whispered, “Thank you for wanting to try this with me.”
He gave you a small nod. “Of course, my love,” he replied. “Now, when shall we try this out?”
You swallowed thickly and grew hot in your abdomen. “We’ve got to thoroughly clean this first to make sure it doesn’t have any unwanted bacteria. But after that’s done, we can try it out. I mean, it’s not even six o’clock yet. We’ve got plenty of time to enjoy the night.”
Ali blushed, nodding in agreement. “Alright,” he breathed, hoping that you’d hurry up with disinfecting the toy regardless.
~*~*~
He laid sprawled out on the bed. His legs were slightly spread, and he was keenly awaiting your next movements, dark eyes focused upon your form as if you were divine.
Ali’s cock laid flat against his stomach, and you smiled at it, watching it twitch a little, eager to be touched by your able hands. You were equally as naked, breasts on full display, and you leaned down to press your lips against his collarbone.
“Are you ready?” you whispered, to which Ali nodded, watching how you rubbed your lips over his ribs to the underside of his belly, caressing the gentle hairs that sat on his v-line. You took his cock into your hand, stroking him gently, smiling at the mewl that left his plump lips.
He was always ready for you, and so keen to comply. You licked your lips, bringing your mouth down to his tip, letting a dollop of saliva fall down on it before taking it into your mouth. Ali groaned at once, gripping at the sheets, even though you had barely touched him.
You hummed around him, starting to bob your head up and down, coating him with moisture.
You had hardly started, but he was thoroughly basking in the attention of your welcoming, warm mouth. Oh, he loved it when you blew him, feeling blessed with such a wonderful wife.
“(Y/n), oh, please!” he grunted whilst you massaged the sensitive ring of flesh around the tip, and you pulled back to grin at him, biting your bottom lip whilst you jerked him off.
“You like that?”
Ali feverishly nodded, bucking into your touch, “Oh, yes! Yes, I like it very much!”
You brought your face further down, scooting further down onto the bed. You pressed your nose against his thigh for a moment before pulling his cock towards his stomach, revealing the small ring of his butthole. Gathering some saliva into your mouth, you pressed your tongue against the surface of it, causing Ali to gasp.
“Oh, (Y/n)!” he whimpered at the feeling of your tongue prodding at his entrance whilst your hand massaged the length of his throbbing cock, and you nuzzled against him, smiling at his response. “What are you doing to me? It feels so good, don’t stop!”
You took one of his testicles into your mouth and sucked, rolling it against your tongue before letting another dollop of spit slide down his asshole. “I am going to put in a finger, okay?”
Ali tensed for a second, before deciding to trust you. “Okay.” replied he, and you rubbed your thumb over the hole.
Massaging gentle circles, you pushed it carefully into the ring of tissue, and once you were in until the first knuckle, Ali let out a choked sob.
“Want me to stop, baby?” you asked, a bit concerned.
“No!” he said at once, “Keep going!”
You smiled, licking some more saliva into the hole to lube it up. It stretched him slightly and he groaned, cock bobbing against his abdomen, slightly twitching.
Once your thumb was in, you removed it gently before prodding in your index finger as well as your middle one, pressing your lips against the spot between his ass and testicles. You inhaled his scent deeply, turned on by how keenly he was mewling at your touch.
“Goodness, (Y/n),” he whimpered, “Oh, wow…”
Your fingers brushed against his prostate, and he jerked towards you in surprise, gasping loudly. It made him almost see stars at once, and you removed your lips from sucking his testicles, giving him an almost innocent look.
“Too much?”
“No!” he whimpered, “No, absolutely not! Keep going, please, keep going!”
With a small huff of laughter, you pressed another few kisses against his shaft whilst finger-fucking his asshole, your free hand jerking him, veins throbbing under your hand. Ali lost all control over his body, shivered against the sheets, completely at your mercy.
“(Y/n)!” he mewled, “Oh, (Y/n)...”
You were certain that he’d cum if you didn’t withdraw now, so reluctantly, you took your fingers from him, pressing your tongue flat against his anus for only a moment before crawling over him, releasing his weeping cock, that fell against his stomach with an audible splat, for pre-cum had been beading at the slit already.
His face was bewildered already, eyes half-lidded from the lust that surged through him, and he chased your lips for a deep and intense kiss. You smiled, licking into his mouth whilst you reached for the strap-on that lay yet untouched beside you, as well as the bottle of lube.
“Are you sure that you want this?” you quizzed, wiggling it in front of him. It was quite sizable, not as girthy as Ali himself but definitely longer, and a strange coral colour. He nodded, hair wild against the pillow, and watched how you shoved the harness around your hips.
Ali swallowed thickly upon seeing you with the artificial dick dangling from your pelvis. How was this ever going to fit? He was both thrilled and frightened, but knew that you’d stop if it became overwhelming.
You squirted some lube over the rubbery surface, jerking off your fake cock to make it nice and slippery. Shifting on the bed, you took your place between Ali’s legs. He parted them a bit, unsure of what to do, too starstruck with how you were looking at him to properly move.
Hooking your fingers under his legs, you pushed his knees towards his chest gently. It exposed his butthole to you fully now, and it was quite a sight. You smirked, letting some lube slide down his ass, causing him to whimper.
Once again, you opened your mouth to ask if he was having any regrets, but he cut you off before you could speak. “Yes, (Y/n),” he said, “I am sure.”
It was all you needed. You dragged the tip over his desperate, needy entrance, and smirked at how he moaned softly. Fixating your gaze upon his flustered face and swollen lips, you pushed in slowly.
His teeth gritted, but the pain eased. Halfway in, you added some extra lube to get him nice and slippery.
The moment the tip hit his prostate at you adjusting your angle, he moaned out loud. Your fingers wrapped around his thick cock, starting to stroke him softly.
“Oh, needy boy,” you whispered, “So big and nice…” Your praise was like music to his ears, and he nodded meekly. You began thrusting - slowly and in an experimenting way, and he moaned in unison with the feeling of you stretching him, brushing his prostate with every movement forward.
His cock wept and goosebumps littered his skin as the knot of pleasure tightened in his stomach. Ali looked at you, the soft rise and fall of your breasts, the way you were so dotingly eyeing him right now.
“Ali,” you purred, obviously enjoying this as much as he was, “I am going to move faster, okay?”
He eagerly nodded, arching against you. Your hips plunged faster into him whilst your fingers gripped at his thighs, and he moaned out loud. He chewed his bottom lip, sweat beading on his brow and chest, unable to properly respond.
“Oh, ah! Ah!” Groans and cries filled the bedroom, and pride crept up on you as your chest swelled with love for him. The way he was looking right now sent jolts of electricity right down your spine and to your soaking core. You could cum from this sight, you realised, and let out a soft breath, indicating your own pleasure.
“Don’t stop!” Ali whimpered, “If you stop, I’ll cry.”
You laughed lightly. “I won’t stop, baby,” you promised, quickening your pace even more. Your hips snapped against his thighs with every thrust forward, and his legs began to tense and tremble.
Hot seed leaked over your hand without warning as Ali came, exclaiming your name, uneven breaths escaping him. He convulsed against the duvet, creaming over your fingers and his lower abdomen as his length pulsated in your hand. It must have been one of the most intense orgasms you had ever given him, and you thanked yourself silently for not deleting your browsing history the other day.
You removed yourself from his hole with a wet noise and Ali winced slightly, but fell against the bed with exhaustion on his features.
“How was that?” you wondered out loud, smirking a bit at him. He was still trying to catch his breath, one arm draping itself over his damp forehead, seed drying on his stomach. He was utterly, wholly satisfied.
“That was…” Ali breathed, “That was intense, and it felt so good…”
You kissed his clammy jaw softly, easing yourself out of your harness. “You looked so delicious.” you confessed, “Seeing you all blushing and desperate for me…”
Ali flustered even more than he already was and looked at you, smiling with a certain admiration in his eyes that caused your heart to skip a beat. “I love you,” he whispered, “And now, ride my face. I need to pay you back somehow.”
You laughed lightly, craning your hand into his neck to kiss him deeply. “Gladly,” you whispered against his mouth, claiming it soon in another way by straddling his head, sinking down on his eager tongue.
The way the wet muscle split your folds in half, tasting you deeply, made you moan out. Resting your hands against the wall, you braced yourself for the action, anticipation running down your thighs, staining his face.
“So wet,” he hummed, sending vibrations up your spine. Your legs tensed a bit as you hovered over his waiting mouth, starting to grind on his tongue. Occasionally, your clit was brushed in the process, and visions of his flushed face filled your mind once you closed your eyes, moaning his name.
His fingers tightened on your butt as he guided you back and forth over his tongue, and he smiled against your skin, causing you to see stars. Throwing back your head, you clenched your thighs around his head, his unkempt hair tickling you in a delicious way.
You came with trembling legs, jerking against his tongue, peering down at him to see his sparkling eyes watch you, face stained with your juices.
He ate you out for another minute before you got off of him, connecting your mouth to his once again. You could taste yourself on his tongue and it only sent more arousal through your body.
“I love you, too,” you responded to his earlier declaration, laying down next to him. “Thank you for trusting me.”
He wrapped his arms around you, lacing a protective hand through your hair. “I’m glad,” he replied, “And yes, I trust you with my whole life.”
In pleasant silence, you laid together, reminiscing on how far you’ve come.
ABC's of intimacy | Seong Gi-hun 🌶️
Seong Gi-hun Masterlist
General Masterlist
MINORS DNI!
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex)
Gi-hun is a sap when it comes to aftercare. He’ll take his sweet fucking time by cleaning you up, making sure you’re comfortable, kissing your forehead. He spoils you rotten and is dotingly cuddly.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)
On you: He loves your thighs. He loves to grab onto them whilst fucking into you, or feeling them around his head when he’s eating you out.
On himself: He likes his own hair a lot because he knows how much you love playing with it during sex.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
Gi-hun prefers to ask if he can cum inside, but sometimes he has no time to respond to his own body’s cue’s spilling inside regardless. He always profusely apologises right after, even if you tell him that it’s alright.
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
He secretly really likes it when you tug at his hair. He will never admit it but it turns him on when you pull his thick dark locks whilst fucking and loved when you scrape your nails against his scalp.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
Gi-hun has a daughter so he is far from a virgin, but that doesn’t mean that he had a lot of experience when meeting you. Once you two got intimate, he realised what sex could really be like if it was done with someone who was truly meant for him, and it was like a whole new world opened up for him.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
He’s extremely goofy sometimes, giggles at funny sounds like an idiot, but you love him for it and laugh with him. After all, without humour sex is just boring.
F = Favorite Position
He loves to take you missionary style so he can look into your eyes. Vanilla, true, but had you expected anything else from Gi-hun?
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
Frankly, Gi-hun is quite unkempt. Surely, he washes himself every day and tries to keep as tidy as possible, it’s difficult for him to keep everything down there under control. Nothing wrong with some hair.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
Gi-hun is your typical hopeless romantic and sometimes whispers overly sappy things into your ear whilst fucking, which just causes you to laugh at how adorable he is. You love it!
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
It’s no secret that Gi-hun jerks it quite often when you’re not around. Whenever you send a selfie whilst you’re at work, it just gets him going. If you do catch him in the act, however, you’re always happy to help out…
K = Kinks
Gi-hun is into hair pulling, as mentioned before, but he doesn’t have any crazy kinks. He’s quite vanilla.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
If you would ask him, he’d fuck you anywhere, but if it were up to him, he would always want to do it in a comfortable bed. He loves seeing you sprawled out on top of the covers, all comfortable and soft.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
You only need to glance at him and get him going, or sending a naughty picture his way will already send him into overdrive. It’s not difficult to turn Gi-hun on, really.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
He’s not really into inflicting pain, wouldn’t even do it if you asked for it. Whenever you tell him to bite down on your neck, he refuses.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
Gi-hun loves both ways! He loves to taste you on his tongue and to feel you writhing underneath his able mouth and quick tongue, but receiving oral isn’t something he’s opposed to. You can drive him crazy quite easily whilst blowing him.
P = Pace
Honestly, he is quite tame at the start. Once he gets more riled up and the knot of orgasm starts tightening, he’ll quicken his pace, and eventually he’s a mess, thrusts varying from shallow to uneven depending on his current state of unravelling.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
He’s not necessarily opposed to it - if you’d tell him that you need him right here and now, he’s happy to oblige, but his preference goes to a quiet and secluded spot where he can take the time to pamper you with love.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
No, Gi-hun isn’t too risky of a guy. If you would request it of him, he would do some risky things, like light choking or even public sex, but those suggestions always come from your side. He’s thoroughly satisfied with just gentle, slow sex in your own bed.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
When your relationship just started out, he barely lasted due to how touch-starved he was. And could you blame him? He had barely any human contact for years due to his divorce and gambling addiction. Once you grew closer over the course of your relationship, Gi-hun managed to gain some more control over himself. He’s not always able to go for second rounds, but he tries to keep up with you.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
If you’d ask him, he’d assist in holding whatever toy against you. He’d also be down for you to try something on him if you suggested it, but he is not the type to come home with a bag full of sex toys, so to speak.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
When in a playful mood, Gi-hun can be the worst tease. Especially when he’s performing oral. He can use that tongue in so many good ways, but also in ways that have you whimpering his name and begging for release.
V = Volume
It’s not a secret that Gi-hun is awfully vocal when it comes to sex. He’d be very loud, even if you are barely touching him. The sounds that leave him are like music to your ears, though. He’s very noisy and whiny, groans and grunts a lot, and he makes the loveliest sounds.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
He loves watching his cum being spread all over your skin. It makes him feel immensely proud that he’s found such an amazing partner like yourself, and that you allow him to take you completely. Meeting you has certainly improved his confidence.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
Gi-hun’s cock is about average length and quite girthy. He’s uncut with quite a sizable head and has some prominent veins running down his length. Quite hairy around the testicles but not in a way that it’s unappetizing.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
When your relationship started he was practically insatiable. Every time you’d touch him he’d get an erection at once, but as it progressed, his libido started to match yours. You have sex about every two days.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
Whenever he’s too tired for aftercare, he falls asleep within a minute after your climax. Snoring into your neck, snuggling into you, he wraps his whole body all over you so you can barely move. It’s not uncomfortable, though.
ABC's of intimacy | Hwang Jun-ho 🌶️
MINORS DNI!
Hwang Jun-ho Masterlist
General Masterlist
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
He’s a total sweetheart. Dotingly pulls you against him and kisses your temple. Jun-ho makes sure to clean you up and that you use the restroom before falling asleep to prevent disease. He’ll also constantly ask you if you’re cold, but how could you be with him around?!
B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)
On you: He loves your eyes and how they can so inquisitively watch him. Because of this, he’s big into maintaining eye contact while fucking you.
On himself: He loves his own shoulders and the way you grip at them whenever he’s on top. It makes him feel strong and protective over you.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to see you swallow his cum, the sight of which makes him weak in the knees.
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
He wouldn’t mind some kinky roleplay where he’s the officer and you’re the person he has to frisk, which will, of course, turn very sexual.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
Jun-ho is absolutely not the type to sleep around, but that doesn’t mean he’s had no partners before you. The relationships he did have in the past however made him quite a skilled and experienced partner, but not only in the area of sexuality. He’s definitely giving it a full 100%, all of the time.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
He’s mostly quite serious when having sex with you, but whenever you’re in a pouty mood, he’ll do anything in his being to make you laugh. For example, he’ll definitely blow raspberries against your thighs, which is almost always successful. Or he’ll tickle you, which is not often something that you appreciate, but it does pull at least a smile from you.
F = Favorite Position
He really doesn’t mind, but the butterfly position gets him going. Your legs on his shoulder as he rocks into you, your hands intertwined, it makes him feel immensely connected to you.
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
Jun-ho doesn’t have a lot of body hair and what little he has he shaves off, so he’s very well-groomed and clean below the belt.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
This man is an absolute sap and would totally book a honeymoon suite just so the two of you can fuck between rose petals. He also surprises you very often with romantic trips, sometimes to make up for working late. You tell him that there is no need to apologise because you love him just as much and that his work is just very important, but you don’t mind slow sex in a cabin in the woods either.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Jun-ho does not have a lot of pent-up energy since his work requires a lot of his attention, but that doesn’t mean that he sometimes needs release. He sometimes slips into the restroom when at work and will text you that he’s feeling horny, to which you often reply with a naugthy picture he can get himself off on.
K = Kinks
Wouldn’t mind roleplaying, as mentioned before. He’d also love for you to put his handcuffs on him one day so that you can have your way with him. Jun-ho is certain that it would be extremely arousing to have you going down on him whilst he’s caught in his own restraints.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
He’ll do you everywhere, but he likes to fuck you in the shower. Whenever you tell him that you’re going to wash up, he’s bound to follow and fucks you against the slippery wall. Saves water, he says, but it causes you to spend way too long under the running shower anyways.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Jun-ho is not a difficult man and does not require a lot. A few fleeting touches will do, or whenever you sit on his lap. When he feels your butt against his clothed crotch, it’ll get him going no matter what. Even more if you grind against him, be it on purpose or on accident.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
He would never - ever - fuck you in public. Not if there’s a risk involved that someone would walk in on you. The idea of being caught is a huge turn-off for him, so he’d never do anything of the sort. This also means no toys in public.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
A bit of both, but strongly leaning receiver. It drives him crazy when you go down on him, and he can’t get enough of your mouth around his cock. You’re extremely good at it, so can you blame him?!
P = Pace
His pace is quite average - just right! Sometimes he’s slow, sometimes a bit quicker, entirely depending on the mood you’re in and how far along the line you are.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
As long as it is in a safe and secluded environment, absolutely. If you show up at the police station and he’s able to get you into a private setting? He’s totally down for a quick fuck! As long as you can keep quiet, that is, but he’ll make sure of that in quite an explicit way, much to your delight.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
When it comes to bondage he wouldn’t mind - read: Kinks. However, he’s not willing to do anything dangerous or risky when it involves public spaces and will only have a quickie in public if the space you are in can be locked up so that nobody will be able to walk in on you.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
One long round, where he can make you cum several times. For someone of his profession, it’s important to have a good physical condition, so has impressive control over his own body.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
Not really, sorry. He wouldn’t mind something like a small vibrator to increase your pleasure, but toys like dildos, strap-ons, whips and more, just scare him a little. He isn’t sure why, he’s just not into that.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
He can sometimes tease you but never keeps it up for long. Mainly because he doesn’t like to keep you waiting, but maybe also a bit because he can barely control himself around you. If he could choose between teasing you to no end or getting blown by you, the choice is easily made.
V = Volume
He is far from loud, but does make some pleasant noises. Breathes very heavily, too, especially when he’s close to orgasm.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
Proud to introduce you to his mom. Like so unbelievably proud. He’s a gushing mess about it and his mother adores you immensely.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
Jun-ho is quite sizable, with a nice firm head, quite long, nice and slender cock. Knows how to use it well, especially in combination with his fingers.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
His libido is quite average. He won’t jump you at any given moment, but you certainly go at it several times a week.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
It takes Jun-ho not long to fall asleep, but he’s trying his best to stay awake until you’ve fallen asleep. Not that you mind if he fails to do so, though, because you love watching him doze off against your naked body just as much.
ABC's of intimacy | Kang Sae-byeok 🌶️
MINORS DNI!
Kang Sae-byeok Masterlist
General Masterlist
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
She’s sweet, not big into romance but doesn’t mind cuddling with you. Whenever you nestle your head against her shoulder, she lets out an amused huff and pulls you close, playing with your hair whilst you fall asleep.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)
On you: She loves your breasts and how you respond when she sucks on them. She loves the way you get all flustered and tangle your fingers into her hair.
On herself: She loves her neck and the way you kiss it whenever you have sex. It has enough room to leave countless hickeys, which she doesn’t mind at all.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
Messy, messy. It gets everywhere, in the sheets, all over your bare bodies, even in your hair if you don’t watch out. Make sure to keep towels handy, because when Sae-byeok gets over that edge…
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
She doesn’t mind being called mommy. Even though you sometimes call her that, she never explicitly mentions how much that arouses her.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
Kang Sae-byeok has never really had a lot of time for sex and intimacy, so she’s not very experienced. Sure, she wasn’t a virgin when she met you, but she definitely lacked a lot of knowledge.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
If you initiate the goofiness, she’s easy to pull with you, albeit reluctantly at first. But once you’re both giggling, it makes for adorable intimacy.
F = Favorite Position
Her on top. That’s it, her on top. No matter what position, as long as you are underneath her, she’s satisfied.
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
Sae keeps herself well-groomed but not bald. You sometimes joke that she should shave it into a funny shape. You’re even suggesting a love-heart, but a triangle of hair is all that remains.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
You’re the romantic one, organising cute dates, giving her presents, etc. Not that she minds, because she absolutely adores it. It’s just not in her nature to do something very romantic.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Sae-byeok touches herself on quite a regular basis, but prefers to wait until you’re in the picture, so that you can help her out.
K = Kinks
As mentioned before, she likes to be called mommy, so a mommy kink is in the picture. Also… Lactation, perhaps? She likes it when you suckle on her breasts, which goes hand in hand with her other kink.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
Kitchen. Living room. Bathroom. There is no room in your house that you two haven’t fucked in. Apart from the garage, perhaps, but that’s because it’s filthy and damp.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Of course, Sae-byeok is keen on taking you anywhere and under any circumstance. However, whenever you’re wearing something tight, or when your nipples poke through your shirt, it makes her heart skip several beats and her stomach pool with arousal.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
She wouldn’t share you. Threesomes are out of the question. You are hers and belong to nobody else.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
Both. She enjoys the claim she has on you whenever she’s giving you oral, but also moans and writhes when you work your skillful tongue on her. Whenever you’re eating her out, her hands lace in your hair, and she likes to cum into your mouth.
P = Pace
Oh, she’s quick. Leaves no room for teasing and wastes no time in getting you to cum. Draws orgasm after orgasm from you if she can, and doesn’t even give you time to gather yourself in between.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
Yes. As mentioned before - anywhere, everywhere, if Sae wants you, she takes you. That means that you also have quickies in public.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
The discussed public quickies go hand in hand with this risk-taking prompt. She absolutely would take risks if it involved pleasuring you. She would even use toys on you in public.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
Sae can last for hours, but not without orgasming several times. Both of you are a complete mess at the end of each session. You two start at dusk and the sun is already appearing at the horizon again when you finally get to sleep.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
Absolutely. If it brings you pleasure, she will use anything on you, buys all kinds of toys, vibrators, strap-ons. Buttplugs, even. The kind that you can wear in public, preferably. She is often the one using them on you, not the other way around.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
She can be, but she is often quite serious when it comes to sex. On the rare occasions that she’s feeling playful, she might make you work for your orgasm, but your cum is way too delicious to keep you waiting for long.
V = Volume
Sae is not very loud unless the situation calls for loud, lewd moaning. Then, she turns into a groaning mess.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
She sometimes orally pleasures you when you’re on the phone with a family member.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
She’s not too large in the chest but that doesn’t stop you from admiring it at all times. Her folds are rosy and not too large, swollen after hours of sex. She has a hooded clit.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
Kang Sae-byeok was never really into sexual stuff until meeting you, and then she turned into some sort of nymph. Wants to fuck you all day every day, claim you all over, fuck you on every available surface of the house.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep.)
Sae will always wait until you fall asleep first, no matter how exhausted she is. Only when you’re softly snoring in her arms, she allows herself to close her eyes. This means that if you aren’t tired after sex, she won’t sleep, either.
ABC's of intimacy | Cho Sang-woo 🌶️
MINORS DNI!
Cho Sang-woo Masterlist
General Masterlist
A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)
I hate to break it to you, but Sang-woo isn’t big into aftercare no matter how much you’d like him to be. He basically fucks, cums and just tells you to go to sleep. He never stays for long either, a massive downside of being with a businessman. It doesn’t mean that he doesn’t care about you, though. You occasionally catch him playing with your hair when he thinks you’re asleep.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)
On you: He loves your neck because he can mark it up with his teeth and sharp hickeys. Sang-woo likes to press open mouthed kisses against your skin that you can’t cover the next day.
On himself: His eyes. He enjoys the idea of you basically swooning when he looks at you, and he likes to undress you with his eyes, too. When they’re behind spectacles, you often tell him he’s sexy, and he likes it more than he would ever admit.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
Sang-woo can’t risk becoming a father and thus will keep his cum as far away from you as possible. He spills on your lower back or stomach, depending on your position.
D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)
Sang-woo likes to be pampered every so often and sometimes wonders if you would like to dominate him in the bedroom if he’d bring it up. He doesn’t tell you though, unsure of what you’d think of him.
E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)
A man like him has had nothing but flings in the past. His body-count is probably quite high, given his profession, so he’s quite experienced though not necessarily when it comes to long term relationships. Luckily you were different and not just a one-night-stand.
G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)
Sang-woo is very serious when it comes to sex. Even when you tell him to relax and let go during sex sometimes, the man barely lets down his walls. It’s sometimes frustrating, but you cannot force him.
F = Favorite Position
He loves doggy, just grabbing onto your hair whilst fucking into you. Makes him feel powerful, like he completely controls your body.
H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)
Sang-woo doesn’t have a lot of hair down there, so there isn’t a lot to be groomed. He keeps it all very clean though, so that’s great.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)
He often brings you gifts after he’s been gone for a long time on whatever business trip he went on. You tell him that he doesn’t need to bring you presents but he insists.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Being away from home a lot, Sang-woo is no stranger to late-night wanks. Naughty pictures sent over text are more than sufficient, and he often finds himself scrolling through the pictures of you whilst masturbating.
K = Kinks
He’d secretly be down to be dommed, but probably only once. Otherwise it would be a scratch on his image, even though he’s got nothing to be ashamed of according to yourself.
L = Location (Where to do it?)
If there is anything Sang-woo has learnt about being with you is that you can have sex anytime and anywhere. He isn’t home often and so you tend to make the most of it, fucking as often as you can no matter where you are.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Intelligence. If you display some kind of brainy behaviour or have a clever comeback at anything, it can get him hot and bothered quicker than the speed of light. Bonus points if it is about something he himself lacks knowledge of.
N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)
Despite his little secret of wanting to be dominated, he wouldn’t let you tie him up no matter what. Ropes are a big no-no to him, because he wants to be able to jump back in control should things not go to his will.
O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)
More of a receiver than a giver. He is totally okay with going down on you and averagely skilled, but he prefers to push your head down around his cock, listening to the sounds that escape your throat whilst doing so. And he adores it when you swallow.
P = Pace
Sex. Machine. He goes crazy fast once you’re getting at it. Sometimes you tell him to take it down a notch, going about a bit too hastily. You crave some more intimate foreplay, but Sang-woo tends to skip over it and go straight to the fucking. Perhaps he’ll learn eventually.
Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)
As mentioned before, he’s down to fuck anywhere and anytime. So yes, hurried orgasms in an alleyway somewhere or a five-minute fuck right before he has to leave for work are certainly not out of the picture.
R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)
He’d fuck you in public, but he isn’t awfully fond of taking risks in the bedroom. His life and work are about taking leaps enough as is, so whilst having sex with you doesn’t necessarily have to include that risk as well.
S = Stamina (How long do they last?)
If you’re lucky, he lasts two rounds, but if he does, those rounds aren’t too long. If he lasts one round, it’s often longer, but he can keep up quite well especially with his quick pace.
T = Toy (Into experimenting?)
Sang-woo wouldn’t be opposed to pleasuring you with a toy but would prefer for his fingers or tongue to do the task instead. Why choose a boring, mechanical machine when he can do the job for it?
U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)
He’s very tame when it comes to teasing, often straight to the point when sleeping together. You’re the one who sometimes tries to tease him, but he always asks you to stop after a while. Can he just be a bit less serious for once?!
V = Volume
You have made it your personal quest to draw any sound louder than a grunt from Sang-woo and have still to complete it no matter how many times you’ve had intercourse. It’s not that he’s difficult to please, but he’s not very vocal.
W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)
Sang-woo sometimes films himself fucking you so that he can look at it when on business trips. Only for his eyes, though, he wouldn’t show those images to anyone else.
X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)
Long but not too girthy. A perfect size really, and he takes good care of his hygiene down below.
Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)
His libido is very high. As mentioned earlier, whenever he’s around the two of you go at it like rabbits, but only because you know that tomorrow is uncertain when it comes to being able to be together. He thinks about you quite often, too, and not always in a sexual way.
Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)
Sang-woo never sleeps after sex. He either waits until you fall asleep or gets up to dress himself or take a shower. Whenever you’re cuddling it’s only brief until he decides it’s time to get up. Certainly your relationship is not filled with doting and murmuring sweet words, but it’s deep regardless and you love each other a lot, despite Sang-woo’s many sharp edges.
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Author's Note | 21th of December, 2021
To celebrate each and every one of you wonderful people, I will write and release the ABC's of intimacy for all your favourite characters! 🌶️
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Author's Note | December 19th, 2021
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