watch venture bros

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

and:

"when the main character says she likes bread, does this mean that she likes bread?"

"is this movie based on true events that happened to you irl?"

"is the villain based on a real person? could you verbally confirm the identity of the real person you based the villain on, publicly and on record?"

"this movie reminds me of some other movie. does it also remind You of that movie?"

"this film was shot with a camera. do you think im intelligent for noticing this?"

"did you Suffer while working on this movie? how much did you Suffer?"

"sequel???????????????"

"some of the characters are pretty nuanced & gray. should i Like them, or should i Dislike them?"

and then if it's a "foreign film" you get all of those and also:

"what's it like in your exotic foreign homeland?"

"frightening & disturbing things happen in this movie, does that stuff happen every minute of every day in your exotic foreign homeland?"

every month or so, a thick, glossy, full color catalogue lands in my mailbox, full of dentist chairs, dentist lamps, dentist tables and dentist art to put on the walls of your dentist waiting room.

(the catalogue makes for a great bird toy, my babies take at least a week to reduce it to shreds.)

i've received ads full of smiles full of teeth, addressed to doctor and doctor so and so. they just keep coming and i'm too exhausted to do anything about it.

thing is, it was just something funny, a cute anecdote. look at my new dentist catalogue! i'll order the reclining chair on page 24, the one that costs 8000$, it would look cute in the living room.

and then earlier tonight (around 3AM, yes i was awake) a pipe of our dishwasher decided to disconnect. (yes we'd just started a load, our upstairs neighbor is deaf, no guilt whatsoever, when you're depressed most of the time you clean when the energy comes and sometimes it's on friday night 3am)

anyway. it's earlier tonight, at 3h15 AM, that I found myself in front of the fuse box in the basement, water cascading around me, panicking, trying to find the kitchen switch to turn off everything electric

and.

the switches were labeled.

dentist lamp 1

dentist lamp 2

x-ray

waiting room

dentist lamp 3

..

oh. oh no.

X-Ray

Work desk

Plug Dark room

Lights

Blue unit

(same as 4)

Green unit

Dentist lamp

Lab

AC

(same as 9)

Emergency lights

Plug Dark room

Plug hygiene

Floor (door)

(same as 14)

Op room 1-2

Panorex

Op room 1-2

(same as 18)

Floor (reception)

Vacuum

Waiting room

(same as 22)

Basement lights

Contractor for compress.

(same as 25)

Dentist lamp

Basement plug

Sound system

Compressor

Plug counter

(same as 31)

(same as 32)

Plug floor left

Plug phone

Plug floor right

---

Plug basement

---

...

I have a cavity I need to deal with ASAP so I googled dentists near me.

She said, “Oh, how do you set it up?”

I narrowed my eyes at what was clearly a trick for my own good but it genuinely made setting up easier.

Later that day she told me she needed to put up a window cling but didn’t want to.

I said, “Oh, how do they go up?”