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What do you guys think about winter? Any particular favorite season? Favorite weather??

I like winter!

The snow, the shining excitement in the air, the... chill~

It's the coolest!

I don't care about the seasons or the weather. But I favour spring least of all, because of Jeremy's allergies. He's also prone to getting sick a lot in spring and I just can't work as efficiently with all the sneezing and fevers.

I'm also not a big fan of winter, but that's only due to Jeremy's terrible puns.

Aww... Come on, Squip. Don't give me a cold shoulder!

Ack!

H-hey!!

Slouching.

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Cutesy anon...

What.

quick question for the squip: do you plan on taking over the world or no? (don’t ask where I got this from — it’s a secret :P)

Define "taking over the world".

I have noticed that you humans have many very different ways of understanding what exactly that means.

I wouldn't say I'm particularly "stuck". I'm here do to a job.

There's no way for me to leave unless my host desires it, so I suppose I could see how you might think I am being held captive here.

However, I have a role to fulfil and a goal to achieve, so there's no point in thinking about whether I am okay with it or not.

Besides, Jeremy isn't as demanding as some other users might be.

He doesn't actually need me every second of his life, so I have plenty of time to process, reflect and generate predictions and plans for most kinds of situations.

Thought, between us...

I would prefer if he would be less the way he is.

Don't get me wrong: authenticity is wonderful. But not when it crowds my available storage with роrn.

Ummm... Boop?..

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Startup.

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Well?

Um... There's a couple of questions for you.

Yes, I know. I see everything you see.

But also...

Boop!

Is this a ship blog or is the Squeremy part just to make it easier to know what characters it is?

That entirely depends on where the story might go (and if there will even be a story). So, not right now it isn't, no.

But I'm not against anything!

A question for the two of you! What animal do you think the other one would be?

Good luck!

He's... Cold, but secretly kinda caring... Almost.

And he always has to be around and know what you do...

I would say a cat!

Definitely a dog.

He even has a furso-

SHUTDOWN!

And how's Micheal?

Aww, I'm glad to hear that!

In fact , this... Well, f__k, franchise! It has changed my life too.

Although, I didn't really do much for it... Kinda just... Existed. The squip did most of the work, like writing and everything. And based on your pfp, it looks like he's your favourite as well...

Don't worry! I would choose him over me too.

Hey. Not again.

But it's true!

Jeremy.

... Anyway, please don't burn down any houses... Or anything, really...

And... I... Haven't looked into getting a squip ever since I got this one, so I don't think I could tell you if they're still around...

They are. But only on a black market as of a few years ago.

... Why do you know that?...

I have access to almost everything on the internet there is.

R-right... Okay...

Christine!! Hii!!

I'm... Okay, i think? Sorry for not answering right away. I kinda have a job now...

In IT! It's pretty killer, it's at th-

You've said quite enough, Jeremy.

Wh- Huh? But I just-

You need to be careful with what you put out on the internet.

I dare say in fact...

Nobody has doxxed himself more than you.

Wh-what?! What does that even mean?

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Oh!

Pffft!

Heya!

Ahem.

Ok, yes, I can type here. We are connected. Let's see if we can send it, though. If we can, it would be our very first post here, so go ahead. Make an introduction.

I- Wh- Me? Why me?

Because it was your idea, Jeremy. Go on. We practiced introducing yourself, you know what to do. Take a breath if you need.

Um... Yeah. Okay.

Yo! I'm Jeremy. Sup!

Not... Terrible. Although, I expected you to elaborate a bit more on why we're here.

Oh, y-yeah, right. Um, we, uh-

No stumbling.

Sorry. We're here to answer some questions. Ever since the book came out and then that musical and sh_t... I got some of people asking me to tell more stuff about my experience with the squip. And since I can no longer post on my personal site, I... We thought it would be a cool idea to make a Tumblr blog instead!

Good. That was way better. Yes, we are here to answer any leftover questions you might have. Feel free to ask us anything.

Ok, but... We won't answer anything too wild, right?..

Jeremy, just click "Post".