neopettin'

Because I don’t know anything about them.

Before I went on tumblr, the last time I had heard of Neopets was like, 2006. I thought neopets was dead.

But it’s still running just fine, and there’s people all over here who use the website for things? There’s eggs and minigames and a weird store? 

And there’s no telling where you’re going to see something neopets related here. You could be following somebody for months and then BOOM! Turns out they are with the neopets squadron.

If you guys rose as one or something like that nobody would know what to do. Hell, I’ll fight SuperWhoLock, I don’t care about their numbers. At least I KNOW their numbers, what stops them in their tracks. 

"Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top" "You are wereing yor’s too mr.coconut" "Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?" "Wat coconut?" "Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!" "BOOM!" "AHHH MY HEAD" "GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut"

I don’t have a Neohome

I just have cabbage