Random Babblings

Morning texts with my roommate, the ex... #MyRoommatesAnAsshole #IveGotTheBestEx #SaturdaySophmoricHumor #RHPSresponse #ThatsWhatSheSaid (at West Boca Raton, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuOl3JdAm7t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dii16bzgbugm

So this is happening... Everything is better with #OlivesBaconAndBooze #MyTuesdaysDontSuck #BLTBloodyMarys #BrunchAtBennys #ILiveWhereYouVacation (at Benny's on the Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyjtwPgR5p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oc6tplin3go0

I'm a #GRITS through and through... This is #NeyYearsDinner made easy... I'm not lazy, this is #QuickGRITS 😂😘 #GirlsRaisedInTheSouth #NewYears2019 #SouthernComfortFood #NewYearsEats #ThisFatGirlsGotNoProblems #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro https://www.instagram.com/p/BsG-rzZHDCl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mxiy36p6hdvp

Rolling into 2019 like #NomNomNom... #NewYearsEats #NYE19 #NewYears2019 #ThisFatGirlsGotNoProblems #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFBLXiHQ5H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a6th7se7plfy

Santa Paws brought @princess_billie_jean a new dress for Christmas... She's been playing in it all day... #Christmas2018 #ImAPrincess #BostonLife #BostonsOfInstagram #pupnerincrime #IFeelPretty #BillieJeanTheBoston https://www.instagram.com/p/Br1XT4VnuTg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r9yzf5su17p3

And patiently, he waits... He knows the old man is going to drop something, sometime... #BreakfastAps #BreakfastBites #BrownieTheDog #BeggingDog #BeingNaughty #Christmas2018 #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro (at Seminole Manor, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0al9bn6qN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xrty1pb59ddu

My balls...a little extra cheesy... #ChristmasBalls #SausageBalls #JimmyDean #ChristmasTraditions #GoodEats #ThisFatGirlsGotNoProblems #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro (at Seminole Manor, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0UsqlnYvv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kw1onl41yarx

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care... #NewStockings #ChristmasCrafts #WellHung #HolidayHumor #Christmas2018 #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro (at Seminole Manor, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzR3iWHZLD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ygar9mhzz8ov

Brownie says go away Mom, it's too early & too cold for your shenanigans... #SoFLColdFront #SnugAsABug #AintMoving #LetSleepingDogsLie #MomsLittleMonster #BrownieTheDog #ChiLove #ChiLife #MyLifeWithDog #ChihuahuasOfInstagram #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro https://www.instagram.com/p/Brr9MxHnn6B/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lof4xahby2gm

Got this Christmas addition for a steal at #Spencers... #HappyHolidaze #TheHouseIsntTheOnlyThingThatsLit #Christmas2018 #MommaLovesABargain #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro (at Seminole Manor, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrrFoMFnYl2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1anrjh9mh4ymk

Christmas breakfast on the company dime... #Christmas2018 #WorkDoesntAlwaysSuck #BringCoffee #HappyHolidaze (at West Boca Raton, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrpzJhIHXFX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16dandazdf5xi

Well would you look at that! They were included! #AlwaysCheckTheNeck #GibletGravyForEveryone #Thanksgiving2018 #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro https://www.instagram.com/p/BqfIgWrHDdZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19bg7yc9j40pb

They lied! It specifically said #GibletsIncluded and it was only the neck! How am I supposed to make GIBLET gravy?!?! #NoLiverNoGizardNoHeartOhMy #Thanksgiving2018 #BigAssBird #CasaMásGrandeDelPájaro https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcUxBOHKPW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gi3czg64ld4y

Made it to #TheUpperCrust but missed out on the #DutchApplePie...ended up with #ClassicApplePie... It's still awesome... #Thanksgiving2018 #BuckleUpBitches #SafetyFirst (at The Upper Crust) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqahR3nn9tq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6mweqocd4xgq

Splurged this morning... #GonnaBeAGrandeDay #MeanteToGetAVente #HappyHolidaze #Starbucks #PeppermintMocha #ThisFatGirlsGotNoProblems (at Starbucks) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqKivIhnh1h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g9sq2kvc4kh4

Go! Do it now! Vote! #IVoted #VoteDem #ElectionDay #MakeItCount2018 #BlueWave2018🌊 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2JaivnSKm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kt28bkh7ua8d