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I googled george washington memes

okay guys, ary ( @skishenanigans ) has me really worried.

tumblr has a feature where you can report a user suspected of wanting to take their own life and will do their best to track their ip and roll out authorities to make sure they are okay. you can help ary by doing the following:

1. go onto her blog and see the last post she made. at the bottom there will be a little plane lookin arrow. click it

2. once you have clicked it a like of options to “share” the post should pop up. you want to click the flag that says “report”

3. next, three options will appear. click “report something else”

4. a page with several options for violations will appear. click “self-harm”

5. tumblr will ask if this user is in immediate danger. no one has heard from ary for a couple of days. click “yes”

6. tumblr will then ask you for your name and to verify you are a real person. once you have done that, submit the form

They did surgery on a grape

the “official”? kinsley scale test said i’m a six, meaning i’m exclusively homosexual

several tests in all the tests.com say i’m 50% gay and 50% bi.

but there’s one test that says i’m straight like wtf dude. like i have never found men nearly as as attractive as women and you’re telling me i’m Straight??????