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Jabber Wonger but his jewelry is all rose gold send tweet

do we think leon ever had 'championship matches' with baby hop. sixteen-year-old undefeated world champion leon and his partner charizard facing down four-year-old hop and his newly caught wooloo. hop telling wooloo to tackle charizard and charizard fainting dramatically into the grass, playing dead. leon lifting hop onto his shoulders so he can parade around the house with the newly crowned champion of galar. and so on

Maybe everything will be okay

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

jabber is definitely one of the gachia characters with the best hygiene. his locs are always in peak condition, no knots or matting, his hair rings are polished every night before bed, mankira is always gettin pampered, and his nails are always freshly cut and taken care of. the only reason he smells bad is bc of the amount of chemicals he messes with. send tweet