Hi! We’re doing pretty well, though we seem to have made a wrong turn somewhere near Apalapucia and now we’re nowhere near where we intended to be? But that’s perfectly okay, you know how the TARDIS can be sometimes. 

Realizing I would have to see the most disgusting lowlife moronic foppig who speaks to me inappropriately and without restraint and wipes his Takis Dust hands on his Cravat & just walks around like that all day was the rock bottom that made me reassess my recent actions.

Hi! We’re doing pretty well, though we seem to have made a wrong turn somewhere near Apalapucia and now we’re nowhere near where we intended to be? But that’s perfectly okay, you know how the TARDIS can be sometimes.