Have you seen me before?

Bonus points if you know my character well enough to know how to get a strong reaction with as few words as possible.

“You can’t be serious, or are you?”

“I could be, what if I was?”

“Hm… I don’t know what I would do about that. What do you need me for anyway?”

“I need you... to accompany me for lunch! I’m buying~!”

“You can’t be serious, or are you?”

“I could be, what if I was?”

“Well yeah, that’s a fine way of doing it, as long as that makes you happy boss! It’s sex, you get to decide where and how you wanna do it, and if you don’t wanna do it it all and just wanna tease folks, then that’s viable!”

“But say, what if Majin Buu absorbed all of you? Would he turn into you or would you turn into him?”

“Majin...who? Sorry, i’m not familiar with creatures outside of Gensokyo. But if someone absorbed me... who knows? It’s too rare a chance of happening though, so I don’t really think about it or care.”

    “WHY WON’T SOMEONE JUST HUG MEEEEEEEE!!!”

“I’m here to hug.”

                                                                  the damage is done