Does it hurt when I do this?

MAKE YOURSELF & YOUR MUSE!

I doubt Frostbitten Joe would care if someone takes a selfie with him, though I’ve been informed that that might be in bad taste.

Hmph. I am sure you would find Sigma’s antics very amusing. It’s like a bad slapstick in here. I walked into his office the other day and damn near ended up on the ceiling. We are going to have to start nailing things down.

Have you perhaps forgotten who you are talking to? I would only be impressed if you managed to regurgitate an entire skull.

#Now let’s see if he sees the post before he sees the bones #Or notices his allergies flaring up #There’s a dog and at least three cats in here

YOU’RE BACK  I will overlook the menagerie of animals (you didn’t have three cats last time I saw you, did you?) in favour of the romantic trail of bones.

Well. Here I come, then. To sneeze on you.

While it’s easy to assume the dead don’t give a damn about the living, I’ve found that you can’t rely on it being true. Thought I’d leave it, just in case.

Looking forward to meeting him properly. I’ve been told not to upset him too badly, which I suppose makes business sense… But there’s still a hierarchy of melodramatic madmen around here, and I might have to reassert my place in it.

It’s not as if I own three cats. They just hang out with me. The benefit of a group of cats is if anything bad happens, I can reassure myself that I still have my pride. Forgive me.

Madmen is a light way of putting it. I doubt even he knows what he is talking about when he starts spouting off about equations and harmonic notions and whatnot. You just have to smile and nod and look for an exit.

Personally, I do not see why he is considered to be such an asset. Anyone can chuck rocks at people.

...I cannot believe you come back after eight months and deign to make puns at me. I am turning around and going back down the corridor. You can keep your tissues.

~

@tytonidae-bones

Thank you, though I’m sure you could have done better. You’re the real thespian, after all.

I could wax lyrical about how it’s been too long since I’ve seen you, I could tell you how I can no longer sleep without you next to me, but what good would it do? I don’t know if absence has made your heart grow fonder; I don’t see why it would. I’m not used to people coming back after they leave. I don’t know where to go from here.

this is stupid I’m not sending any of that

I jest. I am sure lurking counts as villainous activity. Love a good lurk, I do. Please tell me you’ve snuck up and scared the bejesus out of at least one shady-looking character.

Good lord, are you mountaineering? Let me know if you find any dead bodies.

And how soon is soon, I ask, ever so casually.

There actually were some, but I decided not to take pictures. They’ve been resting a long time. Didn’t seem right to disturb them.

And it seems like I’ve got some classic entertainment to return to! European doctors bickering. I’ll have to bring some popcorn down to the lab. 

I doubt Frostbitten Joe would care if someone takes a selfie with him, though I’ve been informed that that might be in bad taste.

Hmph. I am sure you would find Sigma’s antics very amusing. It’s like a bad slapstick in here. I walked into his office the other day and damn near ended up on the ceiling. We are going to have to start nailing things down.

Have you perhaps forgotten who you are talking to? I would only be impressed if you managed to regurgitate an entire skull.

#Now let's see if he sees the post before he sees the bones #Or notices his allergies flaring up #There's a dog and at least three cats in here

YOU'RE BACK  I will overlook the menagerie of animals (you didn’t have three cats last time I saw you, did you?) in favour of the romantic trail of bones.

@tytonidae-bones

Thank you, though I’m sure you could have done better. You’re the real thespian, after all.

I could wax lyrical about how it’s been too long since I’ve seen you, I could tell you how I can no longer sleep without you next to me, but what good would it do? I don’t know if absence has made your heart grow fonder; I don’t see why it would. I’m not used to people coming back after they leave. I don’t know where to go from here.

this is stupid I’m not sending any of that

I jest. I am sure lurking counts as villainous activity. Love a good lurk, I do. Please tell me you’ve snuck up and scared the bejesus out of at least one shady-looking character.

Good lord, are you mountaineering? Let me know if you find any dead bodies.

And how soon is soon, I ask, ever so casually.

#i am liable to share all right #just not with you

@tytonidae-bones

Thank you, though I’m sure you could have done better. You’re the real thespian, after all.

I could wax lyrical about how it’s been too long since I’ve seen you, I could tell you how I can no longer sleep without you next to me, but what good would it do? I don’t know if absence has made your heart grow fonder; I don’t see why it would. I’m not used to people coming back after they leave. I don’t know where to go from here.

this is stupid I’m not sending any of that

#i am liable to share all right #just not with you