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i’ve decided i’m not gonna delete this blog cause there’s just too much content i don’t wanna lose, but I am moving to a new one and really filtering who i follow

see ya later alligators

#i may come back when shit calms down or i may just transfer the url idk #we'll see

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barelyrelatableuserboxes

giggle

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

yassmines

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

i am honestly incredibly tempted to just delete my tumblr

my dash environment has gotten so fucking toxic lately and i can’t deal

#i may remake and just refollow a V E R Y small pool of people idk

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thoodleoo

and people say the classics aren’t relatable

tredlocity

OC FIGHT

somebody draw an oc, then i’ll draw an oc, then we’ll argue about which will win in a fight

cephelanthus

alright FIGHT ME

tredlocity

Oh, crap. That was fast. Uh…

This is Battle Beard. He’ll win because he’s got a magic beard.

cephelanthus

this is Farina and she, uh, will win bc she really likes fire. she has a torch.

tredlocity

Alright, I hear you, but here’s the thing:

Magic beard hose powers.

cephelanthus

you have fOUND HER ONLY WEAKNESS

tredlocity

Battle Beard is victorious!

WHO’S NEXT?

oscar-is-replying

CHALLENGER APPROACHES: Bara Bunny Man “You. Me. Titanic Director’s Cut edition. Who weeps first, loses.”

tredlocity

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Oh, no! The ocean makes Battle Beard emotional! He loses instantly!!

oscar-is-replying

“No, the tears we cry are of the same ocean Brother. As you cried physically, my spirit wept a thousand seas for Leonardo Dicaprio. Your tears only prove that you are a real Champion. Keep fighting Battle Beard. Your journey has just begun.”

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canon

slimebiter

@targent

targent

i warned youu all but You did not Listen…..if he can resist Death Itself then there is Nothing mankind can do to Stop Him

shadowkeese

Miracle Star is a bootleg of Gumball from a Chinese commercial. In the Gumball episode Copycat, they literally meet eachother

stelera

ON THE SUBJECT OF Y'AIN'T

Hello, midwesterner here and frequent user of both “y'all” and “ain’t” in my daily vocabulary. I’m here to state my case regarding y'ain’t and then promptly fuck off.

There is, sadly, no proper contraction of “you all are not” as all one word. The combination of “y'all” and “ain’t” is “y'all ain’t” not “y'ain’t” as in “y'all ain’t never been down to the lake this year” or “I’ll take Johnny boy home if y'all ain’t gonna.”

That does not imply, however, that y'ain’t isn’t a proper contraction, it just isn’t the contraction of “you all are not”. “Y'ain’t” is actually the contraction of “you are not” as in “you was supposed to mow the lawn but y'ain’t done it yet”.

(Note in many cases “ain’t” can also be taken to mean “haven’t” not just “aren’t” where it would be inappropriate to replace “ain’t” with “aren’t”)

There is an exception to this, however, and that is when the stress is put on “you” as in “I asked that somebody mowed the lawn, and since you ain’t around to do it, Johnny boy will have to.” In that case, the “you” is being stressed and shouldn’t be truncated in the contraction.

So there’s my grammatical two cents, take it or leave it, and do with it what you will.

Happy Y'AIN'Ting y'all!

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donald trump crytyping as he’s being impeached

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spongebob-autisticquestions

So Gumball parodied its own Chinese rip off series

#get rekd miracle star or whatever the fuck your name is

unique-ones-enlightened

thesylverlining

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

quantum-jump

Or, as my dad put it,

Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?

ourcollectivefantasy

Posting this because I see these words used interchangeably in RP writing a lot, and they are - in fact - not the same. Know the differences and impress your writer friends! It really is noticeable when someone has a strong grasp of vocabulary, and thus is a stronger writer.

pinxiedust

Also, empathy is not always compassionate or sympathetic! It very often goes with those two, but empathy itself is not a requirement for feeling sympathy or compassion at all. Empathy works like a sponge, and can happen whether you care about the people around you or not. It works with negative emotions such as anger, and can make you question which of the emotions you currently feel are your own.

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#@ the squadgwa

puppymoth

valentines for your sweeties

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sicknessinside

did-you-know

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell

zahnegott

fuck this is b a d

postingmachine9000

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat

The what?

postingmachine9000

drinkpisspissblood

stinkibabi

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

prideofyunmeng

VANISH ME POOPUM

#i don't even like harry potter but i am losing my fucking shit right now #no pun intended #i can't breathe

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