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There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab

wit the fur

The whole club was lookin at her

@crabs

*male feminist voice* its okay to be slutty, girls! dont let society shame you for your sex drive! suck as many dicks as you want! like, for instance, mine perhaps :)

i have 100% posted this before and i 100% will post it again

Am I having a stroke

What just happened

honestly can we talk about that scene in death note where L sends out a death row criminal to impersonate him on live TV, and Light responds by killing him and going “haha, i just killed your smartest detective, police!”, only for the real L to come on air and be like “hi yeah that wasn’t me….. that was a no-name criminal that you couldn’t have heard about in the news….. also this isn’t actually an international broadcast it’s only in the kanto region in japan…. so you must live there…. also now i know that you need a face and name to kill somebody… so you can’t kill me……. k bye” absolutely legendary. what a goddamn moment

beauty is fake bc when you love someone all their features blend together and to you they look like this: ❣️❤️❣️❤️❣️