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THE MARKETING SKILLS ARE ELITE

Fandom: Bleach

Sleeping with Grimmjow is a health hazard.

Sure, he's warm and big and allows you to cuddle into him as much as you want to (even though he will bicker and tease you about it). But more often than not, you'll wake up in the morning struggling to breathe in his death grip. 

It doesn't matter if your bladder is about to burst, if your legs cramp up, if an emergency signal is blasting through the city - you won't get out of his grip unless Grimmjow lets you.

When he feels comfortable and safe, Grimmjow is a pretty heavy sleeper. He might crack an eye open if you elbow him in the ribs, but it doesn't mean his mind woke up yet. It would take much more to properly shake him and let go of you.

Putting those issues aside, Grimmjow is a surprisingly comfortable pillow. He's always warm and smells nice, although it's impossible to say what of. 

Another convenient thing with Grimmjow is that he knows very little about the World of the Living and its customs, so it's easy to just put a nice smelling lotion into his hand and tell him to use it. Same goes with fruit smelling shampoos and body wash. 

Grimmjow won't even blink. He doesn't care. Stuff that makes him smell nice? Whatever. Stuff you say you like smelling on him? Perfect. Now he'll be using it every day, walking around proud like a peacock.

Grimmjow is too confident to care about what anyone else might think about it. If any poor idiot on the street dares to make fun of Grimmjow, they'll have to pick their teeth from the ground before they even finish the sentence.

When Grimmjow decides he's had enough for one day, he'll drop anything he's been doing and just flop down next to you with a blanket. Congratulations, you have been chosen as a pillow.

Grimmjow doesn't snore much, but he sometimes makes small noises when he's deeply asleep. He doesn't talk in his sleep either.

He purrs, though. He'll deny it with all his might, but when Grimmjow is feeling really warm, safe and content, you can hear quiet purring in his chest. 

Grimmjow isn't the best chef in any world, and the best that can be said about the meals he prepares is that they are usually edible. He might scoff and frown, but he'll listen to your suggestions.

He won't cook with you around, though. Better go and find yourself something to do. 

And don't listen to the noises coming from the kitchen. Or the curses. 

Steampunk Bleach