Shiny Things

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

windows 11 comes to you like a shitty white grotesquely inbred dog thrust upon you via your negligent grandmothers death that you have to comb every single flea and louse out and bits of peanut butter and gum and you can keep trying to heal its various genetic pains and give it another round of medication to keep its illnesses at bay but somehow there's another open wound and infection nestled in its rolls of skin despite your care no matter what you do and you ponder if this dog should be like , euthanized . and also it keeps pissing on the walls

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

What’s it like being 21 and older