The Room starter meme
âAnything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha.âÂ
âI just like to watch you guys.â
âWell, of course Iâm right. I know men! I wasnât born yesterday.â
âI mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, whatâs going on here?â
âI like you very much, loverboy.â
âHere you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!â
âIf you love me, youâll drink this.â
âA-ha-ha. Iâm tired, Iâm wasted, I love you darling!â
âNobody wants to help me, and Iâm dying.â
âI got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.â
âDid you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?â
âI just need to borrow some sugar.â
âIf I were a burglar, you would be my best friend.â
âA man like that, with a gun! My god!â
âWhat kind of drugs do you take?!â
âIâm just wanting to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much. I love you.â
âI donât understand you. Why do you do things like this?â
âI did not hit her! Itâs not true! Itâs bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi [name].â
âWell Iâm just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you.â
âOh, man, I just canât figure women out. Sometimes theyâre just too smart, sometimes theyâre just flat-out stupid, other times theyâre just evil.â
âYou can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live.â
âYou donât feel guilty about this at all.â
âWhat do you think? Women change their minds all the time.â
"You are tearing me apart, [name]!â
âDo you understand life? Do you?â
âI gotta go see [name] in a little bit to make out with her.â
âHeâs just telling us about an underwear issue he had.â
âI donât love [name] anymore. I donât even like him. I had sex with someone else.â
âHa-ha-ha, chicken, [name], youâre just a little chicken! Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep chee-ee-ee-eep eeeeeeeeeeee!â
âHey, who are you calling a kid? Fuck you!â
âYou look great. You look a babyface.â
âAnyway, how is your sex life?â
âMen and women use and abuse each other all the time, thereâs nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.â
âI feel like Iâm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.â
âIf youâd keep your girl satisfied, she wouldnât come to me!â
âI kill you, you bastard.â
âYou betrayed me, youâre not good, youâre just a chicken, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.â
âWhy donât you ditch this creep? I donât like him anymore.â
âSure baby, come on up. I want your body.â
âYou little tramp. How could you do this to me?! I gave you seven years of my life! And you betray me.â
âYou think youâre an angel. Youâre just like everybody.â
âAughhhhhhhh!!! Everybody betray me. I donât have a friend in the world.â
âYes, heâs dead. Yes heâs dead!â
âIâve lost him, but I still have you, right? Right?â
âTramp! You killed him. Youâre the cause of all of this. I donât love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!â













