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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

mcr interview where gerard is rocking back and forth the whole time I know baby i know.

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

group gentle weeping begins in 6 beautiful minutes

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared