Have no fear Spoo is here!

Utada Hikaru said simple and clean but y'all hoes still complicated and filthy. tragic

the kingdom hearts 2 opening movie had no business being as good as it was. the music. the visuals. the part where utada goes “my hearts a battleground” while sora donald and goofy fight heartless in castle oblivion and i could feel my soul leave my body and ascend to a higher plane of existence. twelve years later and it still owns my ass.

Am I having a stroke

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

reacts to getting shot in the leg by shouting “SHIVER ME TIMBERS” with genuine terror in my voice

*drops ice cream*

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea