Kaleb; He/Him

“Greetings! Cryptozoologist, Dr. Stanford Pines here! It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance! Now, we’re very new to the whole “blog” thing, so you’ll have to bear with us!”

“Here at our blog, you can ask us anything! By us, I mean my stellar and brilliant spouses, Emma-May, and Fiddleford! Yes, spouses plural! The three of us are in a three-way marriage. Well, at least in theory. It is still illegal for me to marry a man in the 90s after all, so Fidds and I aren’t “official” as of yet!”

“As stated before, I am a cryptozoologist! Emma is a paleontologist, and Fidds is an engineer! Feel free to ask us anything! Whether it’s about us, or our studies! Bye now!”

// Hello! Mod here! (ignore any spelling errors in my writing, i’m terrible-)

Welcome to my au! Of course, I can’t spoil much at all, it would ruin all the fun! However, I can give you a list of species that everyone is!

Ford is a sabertooth and direwolf hybrid! “But spoofy, wdym he’s half sabertooth? he just looks like a wolf!” ah yes, Stan (who will appear later) took all the sabertooth traits… Shermie however (who will also eventually make an appearance) does look like an actual hybrid!

Fiddleford is an opossum! I was gonna make him a squirrel, but the imagery of him “playing dead” everytime he freaks out is too funny… also I think it would be so in character for him to hang upside down while he plays his banjo.

Emma-May is a river otter! She was also going to be a squirrel, but I didn’t want to make her the same species as Fidds and also an otter just fits perfectly in my head…

As more characters are introduced, you’ll get more info on em! Happy to have y’all! Send in them asks!