Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

“both of these people are insane” he’s my father. he made me insane.

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened