Melanie/Ramses

1. the dogman(?) (begrudgingly)

2. fucking jezal dan luthar

“am i… an evil man?”

“you? you’re the best man i know”

Glokta/West (obvious) 

Leo/Jurand (obvious)

Logen/Jezal (the twinkification of Jezal dan Luthar a regular phenomenon in this and all ships including him)

Monza/Shivers, Logen/Ferro, Shy/Temple, Vitari/Shenkt (all modestly popular m/f)

Logen/Bethod (toxic yaoi, popular with ppl who like Silco/Vander)

Tul Duru Thunderhead/Black Dow (size difference, those two guys, has all the hallmarks of being disproportionately popular for how B-tier the characters are) (they could be the Sterek of this fandom)

Dogman/Grim (the hyper uwu so soft woobification treatment this ship gets) 

Jappo/anyone 

Savine/Ishri (five brave yuri warriors fighting for their lives)

Terez/Shalere (five brave yuri warriors out to kill Joe Abercrombie) 

One person that draws the most off the chain Rikke/Vick fanart and you’re like “wait I could get behind that, why not” 

Gorst/Finree (the Discourse on this one…)

Calder/Finree (enemies to lovers) (a lot of self-insert Loki fangirls here)

Bayaz/Khalul (lovers to enemies)

Orso/Savine (THE DISCOURSE…)

Orso/Jappo (fan favorite + fandom bicycle)

Cosca/Morveer (this one’s just me)

when joe releases the magi files i WILL be proven correct, bayaz/khalul hatemance for the ages

cosca/morveer is a hill i WILL die on. it's giving

but evil, petty old man yaoi edition

(thanks for this awesome enumeration tumblr <3 thanks. thank you.)

mr abercrombie made some of the scrungliest, most toxic dolls in the universe for us to make kiss and people are sleeping on them it's unreal

WEST/JEZAL FOREVER i don't think it would actually be that popular compared to glokta/west and logen/jezal but it's my ship, i'm glad you're here with me at the end of all things, sam, etc. and collem west does deserve to rail that blonde twink! don't think it could have fixed him but he should have gotten to anyway!!!!

ia that west's best tension is with men (and his sister, but like. well.) i see your west/dogman and i'll throw in west/dow for good measure

broke: dow talking about having sex with cathil is him harrassing cathil, woke: dow talking about having sex with cathil is him waging psychosexual warfare on collem "furious" west in hopes that he bites him too

orso/vick...... 😭thats MY red country

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sand dan Glokta/Severard Characters: Sand dan Glokta, Severard (The First Law) Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Canon, Established Relationship, Cuddling & Snuggling, Age Difference, Giggly Severard, hes so teehee about everything. also crybaby severard propaganda, you make him feel sad and he cries immediately, Idiots in Love, they wont say it though. that would be to emotional. however its so obvious man, theyre in love your honor Series: Part 2 of Practical Applications Summary:

Glokta and Severard fumble their way to an understanding after Glokta is summoned back to Adua.

I should be asleep but here’s a little sketch of Logen cause I have started some progress on book 2