-Various ominous noises-

New Henry. Hello.

Hello!

Welcome to tumblr.

Thank you! It’s a very odd place, to say the least.

Isnt it? I suppose I'm quite new here as well.

New Henry. Hello.

Hello!

Welcome to tumblr.

New Henry. Hello.

werewolves are just big puppies and they deserve love too.

I hope a werewolf eats you.

you can put anything in a casserole, if you’re brave enough.

bones

teeth

Ink

Ill be officiator since I’m the only married person here, ahem, *she begins to speak*

*Standing with @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll smiling*

Beep is in the crowd, a wide, happy smile on her face. She tugs at the green dress she was wearing, standing next to @serial-contrap-official .

Do you, @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll, take spider to be your wife?

I do.

Do you, @spideronthewallofficial take ragdoll to be your husband?

I do. *smiles at ragdoll*

*turns to crowd* if you have objections, please say it now.

The crowd is silent, spare the occasional happy sniffle from Beep.

slurpee is bouncing in her seat

Wait no? I object that’s my wife

The crowd is suddenly filled with mutters, some disgruntled, most bewildered. ( @spideronthewallofficial )

To late, you weren’t my real wife anyways. I just called you that cause I loved you too much, I don’t anymore. I have a huband now.

Wh, what’s happening? Is that lady okay? Mom, I think you’re hurting her feelings… that’s bad, right?

*dramatically bursts into the church in literal pajamas* I SLPEPT NI

*he wipes his tears* H-hi b-big…big b-brother…! T-the lady m-mom stalked or s-something is g-getting mad….?

get dunked on too i want my wife back

Were you legally married?

No

Then I suppose it doesnt matter, does it? Now you are legally married.

No it really doesn’t matter!

You are allowed to choose who to marry and who not to, and if someone else tries to stop you they suck :)

Ill be officiator since I’m the only married person here, ahem, *she begins to speak*

*Standing with @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll smiling*

Beep is in the crowd, a wide, happy smile on her face. She tugs at the green dress she was wearing, standing next to @serial-contrap-official .

Do you, @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll, take spider to be your wife?

I do.

Do you, @spideronthewallofficial take ragdoll to be your husband?

I do. *smiles at ragdoll*

*turns to crowd* if you have objections, please say it now.

The crowd is silent, spare the occasional happy sniffle from Beep.

slurpee is bouncing in her seat

Wait no? I object that’s my wife

The crowd is suddenly filled with mutters, some disgruntled, most bewildered. ( @spideronthewallofficial )

To late, you weren’t my real wife anyways. I just called you that cause I loved you too much, I don’t anymore. I have a huband now.

Wh, what’s happening? Is that lady okay? Mom, I think you’re hurting her feelings… that’s bad, right?

*dramatically bursts into the church in literal pajamas* I SLPEPT NI

*he wipes his tears* H-hi b-big…big b-brother…! T-the lady m-mom stalked or s-something is g-getting mad….?

get dunked on too i want my wife back

Were you legally married?

No

Then I suppose it doesnt matter, does it? Now you are legally married.

Ill be officiator since I’m the only married person here, ahem, *she begins to speak*

*Standing with @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll smiling*

Beep is in the crowd, a wide, happy smile on her face. She tugs at the green dress she was wearing, standing next to @serial-contrap-official .

Do you, @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll, take spider to be your wife?

I do.

Do you, @spideronthewallofficial take ragdoll to be your husband?

I do. *smiles at ragdoll*

*turns to crowd* if you have objections, please say it now.

The crowd is silent, spare the occasional happy sniffle from Beep.

slurpee is bouncing in her seat

Wait no? I object that’s my wife

The crowd is suddenly filled with mutters, some disgruntled, most bewildered. ( @spideronthewallofficial )

To late, you weren’t my real wife anyways. I just called you that cause I loved you too much, I don’t anymore. I have a huband now.

Wh, what’s happening? Is that lady okay? Mom, I think you’re hurting her feelings… that’s bad, right?

*dramatically bursts into the church in literal pajamas* I SLPEPT NI

*he wipes his tears* H-hi b-big…big b-brother…! T-the lady m-mom stalked or s-something is g-getting mad….?

get dunked on too i want my wife back

Were you legally married?

I'll think about coming.

What have I witnessed..

You sound happy

Beep Beep

Choop choop!!!

Boop..!

Coop!!!

Blep

Bleep bloop!!

You’re cute

Hm. I’m cute? Alright.

Yeah!

thank you

No problem Idol!! Choo Choo!

:]

>:3

Oh-

Beep Beep

Choop choop!!!

Boop..!

Coop!!!

Blep

Bleep bloop!!

You’re cute

Hm. I’m cute? Alright.

Yeah!

thank you

No problem Idol!! Choo Choo!

:]

Beep Beep

Choop choop!!!

Boop..!

Coop!!!

Blep

Bleep bloop!!

You’re cute

Hm. I’m cute? Alright.

Yeah!

thank you