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i'll always meet someone described as not friendly, and it's just a person who doesn't smile or talk a lot unwarranted. I feel like I have to continuously explain to people that this is not inherently hostile behavior

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

kills myself on my lunch break then clocks back in

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree