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are you ever going to draw dedf1sh splatoon being cute and if so when

when I'm no longer being forsaken by my own body

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oh yeah sorry, i said i was gonna go through and look for more old art to post but then i started hyperfixating on legend of Zelda crazy style. mentally putting Link in situations instead of doing anything productive 👍

I'll probably be even less active here until the splatoon brainworms inevitably infect me again.

#btw if anyone's curious my favorite zelda game is windwaker 💜#ww Link was my first ever blorbo and after 15 years he has reclaimed his throne. good for him!#it's interesting though seeing how differently i think about him now that I'm so much older than him. he used to be older than me!!#well whatever. no matter what he will always be my special little guy 💜

war-crime-wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

#was gonna reblog to main but i feel like this applies very much here

does anyone wanna trade their ulnar nerves with me 💜

#hi i saw my doctor and she told me i probably have ulnar nerve compression and that i might need to see a specialist for that #I have to avoid bending my arms to not cause more irritation and that's making it difficult to do Things #so uh yeah. apparently NOT carpal tunnel syndrome bc that effects the median nerve.#regardless it's probably gonna be several more weeks before i can draw again #I'll keep scrounging up old art from my files though so my blog doesn't go radio silent #i know i still have plenty of doodle pages leftover teehee

Paul doodles from October that I forgot about

#splatbands #paul splatoon #sashimori #taka splatoon #fanart #doodles #don't mind the 4.28 with tax i was doing some math to figure out how much it'd cost me to get dr pepper with a coupon i had

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OKAY QUESTION. I'm officially making Squid Squad keychains, but I'm not sure which coloring style I should use for them...SO-

Which coloring style do you prefer?

Option 1

Option 2

Voting ended onJun 10

Do note that the images shown are not the finished product, As I still haven't added any shading.

#splatbands #squid squad #the first coloring style is what i usually use for all my goofy doodles you're all familar with #and the second i usually reserve for more serious illustrations #figured i'd ask you guys' opinion on this since i haven't used the second style very much on this blog in particular.

can't play splatoon for a while because i jacked up my arms big time....but man i miss my flingza roller

#CURSE YOU CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME #I'm at least getting slightly back into drawing after over a week of being stuck doing pretty much nothing #using what little drawing ability i have rn to focus solely on comms and merch designs #friendly reminder if you're an artist or a gamer or both.....make sure to do hand stretches n such.#oh and take breaks when you need to. that's also very important.#if you don't you WILL regret it later.#I'm gonna see a doctor soon so hopefully i can get my problem more properly sorted out #I'll also be scrounging up more doodle pages that i have hidden in my files for you guys

We can totally trust Diss Pair to be normal around Mariana Cross, right

Absolutely fucking not.

#ask #splatbands #diss pair #warabi splatoon #ikkan splatoon #mariana cross au #fan comic #heh. hi. i drew this whole ass comic ages ago but got stuck on like one small detail and didn't bother finishing it.#but then i fixed that detail like three months ago and promptly FORGOT TO ANSWER YOUR ASK AGAIN.#but uh. here it is!! finally.

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Spongebob goes to Splatoon

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found the full doodle page the comic came from in my files and...??????

#every time i try to sort through my old doodles i have to wonder what on earth possessed me to draw half the shit i do.#i fear i may have to keep posting older art for a while bc uh. carpal tunnel syndrome may have got my ass.

so was beika pregnant

I mean...If you want??

#ask #the last time I've brought up Beika and procreation of any sort on this blog was like. a solid year ago.#so the fact i got this ask way more recently has me baffled... what could the context possibly be...?#y'know since we're already talking about it. if i had a nickel for every time I've drawn Beika pregnant I'd have two nickels.#which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.#once in a doodle page from April 2025 and once in an infamous aggie session that started twitter drama for some reason #also fun fact I've drawn Ichiya pregnant more than beika. but only one of those doodles got posted and also was deleted.#and i have an ask in my inbox asking me to draw him pregnant and. I'm SCARED to answer it. they seem too excited about the idea.#thanks for coming to my ted talk (in the tags)#another case of Weed being a chronic tag rambler....

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i think this is simply the correct amount of followers for me to have

#thanks for the 666 my fellow freaks and weirdos

I counted 4 Alohas and 1 maid Mask on the bannwr

There's 5 Alohas and 2 Masks hidden in there though 💜

#chad aloha counts 👍#ask

Mask and Aloha hell

#coroika #splatoon manga #aloha coroika #mask coroika #fanart #doodles #suggestive #suggestive art #ive been working on these all fuckin month bro. to keep me sane between comms #a bit scared to post these bc it's my first DERANGED coroika doodle dump...but fuck it we ball

this is just the average nonbinary friend group.

#coroika #shady coroika #shady your team looks gnc as fuck

The Urchins....(and Paul)

#splatoon #splatbands #murch splatoon #spyke splatoon #paul splatoon #sashimori #fanart #doodles #bringing these out of my drafts cuz i doubt I'm gonna finish anything new today #recovering from food poisoning or some shit

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Ichiya's not so good very bad day (in the bathroom)

#this is genuinely one of my favorite posts I've made #i use that gif on discord when I'm having a particularly bad time shitting #speaking of which. today's one of those days 👍 I'm in so much pain

i updated my horrible blog banner 👍

#there's just more doodles stuffed into it now #including perhaps too many Alohas #ive been working on new doodle pages and they're um. Alohatastic.#so consider the ones in the banner a sneak peek

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