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Chapter 19: Advanced Obfuscation And The Art Of Corsetry

Word Count: 19,454 words

Chapter Summary: In which there are injuries and fuckery. No, really.

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Chapter 16: Fundamentals of Proximity and Advanced Regret

Word Count: 96,668 words

Chapter Summary: In which our heroes play out a classic trope with devastating consequences.

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Chapter 15: Negotiation Tactics in Domestic Settings

Word Count: 83,066 words

Chapter Summary: Oh great, the villain is monologuing...

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Chapter 12: Advanced Methods Of Accidental Heroism

Word Count: 69,607

Chapter Summary: In which Penelope solidifies a new friendship, and lays herself bare to preserve an old one.

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Chapter 12: Kinetic Regression And Instability Of Courtship Dynamics

Word Count: 63,288

Chapter Summary: In which Colin becomes fully unhinged.

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Chapter 11: Intermediate Studies In Mating Plumage

Word Count: 56,727

Chapter Summary: In which nothing is as it seems.

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Chapter 10: Social Dynamics In Shared Dining Spaces

Word Count: 43,092

Chapter Summary: In which Hyacinth advocates for pigeons, Gregory advocates for bigger forks, and Colin is barely holding his shit together. Again. Some more.

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Chapter 9: Techniques In Physical Conditioning

Word Count: 37,567

Chapter Summary: In which Penelope considers a peach, a card game, and the new-found lust that accompanies bare-chested fencing.

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Chapter 8: Observational Bias In Mourning

Word Count: 29,635

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Chapter 7: Social Viscosity and the Problem of Unscheduled Visits

Word Count: 26,655

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Chapter 6: Theories of Unintended Disclosure

Word Count: 20,252

Chapter Summary: In which Colin opens a trunk, a book, and possibly a vein straight to his heart. Hyacinth pokes at all three with gleeful precision, Oliver continues his campaign of charm and plausible lies, and Athena the horse displays better judgment than every human present. In addition, someone once ate a giant clam and someone else wrote a note in Greek that they swear isn’t romantic. No one is courting anyone, obviously, and Penelope is simply agreeable. Nothing to see here.

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Chapters: 5/?

Word Count: 17,114

Summary:

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Chapters: 4/?

Word Count: 13,249

Summary:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66269539/chapters/171833317 Swan Maintenance - Chapter 3 - SplashGal - Bridgerton (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

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Chapters: 2/25

Word Count: 7329

Summary:

Penelope has a secret, a solicitor, and a plan to leave society with her freedom intact. What she doesn’t have is a contingency for Colin Bridgerton—fresh off the boat, annoyingly handsome, and becoming increasingly self- aware.

The Weight Of Small Wings

Word Count : 43.983

Chapters: 1/1

Summary:

When a mysterious love letter sets the ton buzzing, Penelope finds herself accidentally writing a new chapter in her life — one that might just include a husband, if only she can stop tripping over her own secrets long enough to see how the story really ends.