Musings of Madness

pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms

You know what’s a million times more exciting than a random plot twist that comes out of nowhere? A plot twist that was foreshadowed by things you didn’t realize were foreshadowing at first. Nothing makes me go absolutely bananas like the feeling of “oh FUCK…[seemingly unrelated thing] WAS FORESHADOWING”

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

as the french say, merci goku

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

Literally the greatest post ever.

Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.