SpitFireCosplay

I’M STILL LAUGHING LIKE AN UNCONTROLLABLE SCREECHING PARROT.

get your high waisted pants, walkman, and father issues ready everybody

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

Including geometry

especially geometry 

fuck geometry

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

It was the night before Christmas, And everyone was sleeping, Except, of course, the daughter, Who was reading gay fan fiction.

he is so sad oh my god

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend