Unidentified Flying Bastard

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

day 1 of not jerking off anymore

starting day one of nofap today

starting today im not gonna be jerking off

day one no more masturbating

nofap day one

day one no more jerking off

starting nofap today

no more masturbating starting today

start my first day of nofap

today is the first day of my anti masturbation journey

never going to jerk off again starting today

starting my first day of no jerking off

I miss pjackks jellybean era

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

You promised not to tell anyone about that

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The marxist-leninists are bullying me bc I haven't watched the amazing dialectical circus

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out