Dorian Aradia

His eyes narrowed in a mixture of absolute confusion and utterly disbelief. The most normal thing she'd said so far was that she had a cat in her van and that was still pretty weird. "Really? This is what you want me helping with? Are you fucking serious?" He seemed to be talking to the air, but then he sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine. Which way did he go?"

He stood and simply blinked a few times as he tried his very best to get his brain to catch up on all of this. Somehow closing his eyes seemed to help and he sighed gently again. "Are you telling me ... that your cat stole your van and your dog-sized camel chased after it?" Maybe he needed to be looking up a map to the nearest psych ward.

"Yeah?" Completely unjustifiably, she sounded every bit as confused as him. Then, struck by sudden clarity she said. "Oh! No no no don't worry. She'll bring the van back. My horse will make her if it comes down to it. It's just best to let her express her frustration. It's not good to bottle things up, ya know?"

"Um okay...." He pinched the bridge of his nose and heaved a sigh before he put his hands on his hips. "You're fucking enjoying this, aren't you? You're really not give me anything else to go on?" Again, it seemed more like he was talking to the air more than talking to her and before waiting for an answer, he looked back at her carefully again. "I guess I'm here to help, I don't know how, but... wait, do you have anything... oh what the fuck am I saying, a camel doesn't fucking have belongings!"

"Oh no, I was talking to... it doesn't matter." He stopped himself and shook his head. There were so many layers being added to this, he was starting to wonder if he was the one that should be heading for the psych ward. Especially because it was starting to slowly make sense. "You... you can turn into a polar bear?"

His eyes narrowed in a mixture of absolute confusion and utterly disbelief. The most normal thing she'd said so far was that she had a cat in her van and that was still pretty weird. "Really? This is what you want me helping with? Are you fucking serious?" He seemed to be talking to the air, but then he sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine. Which way did he go?"

He stood and simply blinked a few times as he tried his very best to get his brain to catch up on all of this. Somehow closing his eyes seemed to help and he sighed gently again. "Are you telling me ... that your cat stole your van and your dog-sized camel chased after it?" Maybe he needed to be looking up a map to the nearest psych ward.

"Yeah?" Completely unjustifiably, she sounded every bit as confused as him. Then, struck by sudden clarity she said. "Oh! No no no don't worry. She'll bring the van back. My horse will make her if it comes down to it. It's just best to let her express her frustration. It's not good to bottle things up, ya know?"

"Um okay...." He pinched the bridge of his nose and heaved a sigh before he put his hands on his hips. "You're fucking enjoying this, aren't you? You're really not give me anything else to go on?" Again, it seemed more like he was talking to the air more than talking to her and before waiting for an answer, he looked back at her carefully again. "I guess I'm here to help, I don't know how, but... wait, do you have anything... oh what the fuck am I saying, a camel doesn't fucking have belongings!"

His eyes narrowed in a mixture of absolute confusion and utterly disbelief. The most normal thing she'd said so far was that she had a cat in her van and that was still pretty weird. "Really? This is what you want me helping with? Are you fucking serious?" He seemed to be talking to the air, but then he sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine. Which way did he go?"

He stood and simply blinked a few times as he tried his very best to get his brain to catch up on all of this. Somehow closing his eyes seemed to help and he sighed gently again. "Are you telling me ... that your cat stole your van and your dog-sized camel chased after it?" Maybe he needed to be looking up a map to the nearest psych ward.

His eyes narrowed in a mixture of absolute confusion and utterly disbelief. The most normal thing she'd said so far was that she had a cat in her van and that was still pretty weird. "Really? This is what you want me helping with? Are you fucking serious?" He seemed to be talking to the air, but then he sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine. Which way did he go?"

At that, he simply laughed because what else could he do? That couldn't be serious, right? Right? The look on her face was kind of suggesting otherwise. "Wait, really? You are fucking with me, aren't you?"