Ahem, have some fics, and enjoy because I'm going all over the place with them most likely because I am so exhausted and my brain is so fried from the past few days
First one is a little bit of a teaser for a fic I am writing from my oc x cannon x cannon
Puzzles tapped his fingers worriedly on the counter as he stared at the unconscious stranger in front of him he took home. Their body was in shambles, literally. One arm already ripped off, a nasty injury on their chest, and blood and oil all over them. He felt bad having to strip a stranger of their clothes but he and Wpnz had to repair them and make sure they live—Wpnz, despite not meeting this person, was very worried and cautious seeming.
Puzzles did know he'd worked at Hitman Inc.—seemingly where this stranger had escaped from. He sighed and grabbed a clean pair of scissors and cut around where the synthetic skin started—it seemed the arms had been somehow attached to the person's flesh with god-knows-what. A bit of blood tinged with oil dropped out all the new wounds but Puzzles stayed focused.
“Wpnz, can you please go grab some of my old parts—arms and legs specifically!” Puzzles motioned to the closet across the room where their spare parts are kept.
Wpnz nodded and grabbed what he could find and returned to Puzzles, handing over what was needed along with a few other things they may need. Puzzles, ever the quick with repairs despite his limited knowledge on how all things mechanical function, got to work.
He attached the disks that allow the arms to be connected and removed at will after cleaning off the injuries and removing any old wires from how the previous limbs were attached, and then placed on the new limbs. He detached the computer monitor like head off the person and fixed up their wire like neck.
Puzzles placed their head back on and grabbed some spare clothes from the other room before returning along with a few bandages. He put some pants on the person before bandaging the injury on their chest while Wpnz took their destroyed clothes to the other room to toss them in the washer. Puzzles quickly double checked everything before picking up the stranger and placing them onto his and Wpnz' couch.
“Boxhead, do ya think that all that shit'll even work? I mean, Hitman Inc. ain't exactly known for making things that adapt to new tech, and we also don't know since they seemed to be human before they got their shit swapped up. I mean, their torso is organic, how can we be certain—” Wpnz began to trail off before Puzzles silenced him.
“Oh hush! I am the one who worked with a half organic body until I replaced it, my dear, I think I know how to repair them more than you do. Plus, it seems their body works similar to mine—more so how mine used to. It was easier to replace their limbs that way since I did used to only have a torso left after my first few years prior to cutting my head off! I'm sure they'll be fine, let them rest. I'm sure they've gone through enough without us watching them!” Puzzles rambled on, his smile displayed on his screen but it was clear he was anxious.
“Eh, yeah, fine. I dunno how they're gonna react to bein' in a strange place after basically getting kidnapped when they were about to die though, if it was me after I'd escaped that place I would've went kill mode or some shit—Hitman Inc. will turn ya like that,” Wpnz worried, glancing at the sleeping stranger on their couch.
“I am sure we'll be fine, Wpnz, they don't have anything to hurt us and they'll be too weak to do much—” Puzzles went to ramble again but was cut off by the sound of someone sitting up and a strange voice.
Here's some Static art btw
Ref from before Puzzles replaced his limbs
It’s so nice to meet you!! I’m so happy the mildly discomforted third has been added. [if I’m reading the energy right.]
My first thought seeing the limb ref was...bRo got the peridot treatment (I’m sorry)
Unironically ive known static for five minutes and if anything happens to them I’ll kill the blue cap guy (smg4 for sillies). And then delete the world.
Thank you for the 3am fic I loved it, what is the ship name because I’m afraid I ship it. 🦝
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